Young Woman Develops Ability to Masturbate to Orgasm with Thought Alone

Boel Franklin

(StopMasturbationNOW)— As if female masturbation wasn’t scary enough. It seems a young woman has developed the ability to make herself orgasm without any physical interaction. Meanwhile, there are still too many people that watch Japenese girls get fucked and other stimulating videos to achieve climax, so what’s the trick?

22 year old Boel Franklin of Centerville Tennessee has come forward recently to demonstrate the ability to orgasm almost at will and only by thought. “Just one day I was watching the movie Black Swan and the next thing I knew I was having an orgasm, a big one too” Boel recalled “I looked down to check where my hands were and they were nowhere near my *****.” It took her a while to tell anyone but she eventually told her Gynecologist about the incident. “I asked her if she could show me and 30 seconds later her Bartholin glands were excreting an amount of discharge that could only be associated with orgasm” said Dr Emily Lange.

Now Boel can orgasm at will sometimes within 10 seconds but never requiring more than 30. Unfortunately, she is being tested to see if her ability can be transferred or marketed in some fashion. This is obvious feminism at work and must be stopped.

In other news:

According to the Christian Post. Robert Downey Junior says he would return to play Tony Stark in another Iron Man sequel if Mel Gibson was hired to direct it. We can only hope so. It’s about we recognize Mel was right.