Big Masturbation

New “Wank Band” Looking for “Beater Testers”

WARNING: Explicit Content.

Please remove women, children, and other weak-minded individuals from the room. Make sure your computer or Bing device speakers are turned down.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzjeAaLbM5k]

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augustweisz
Admin
5 years ago

We need a president who is willing to step in and get personally involved in preventing masturbation.

Åge
Åge
5 years ago

I have signed for beta testing it. I mastrubate alot, and now you can charge your phone while doing it :).

Åge
Åge
5 years ago
Reply to  Cassidy Pen

You can’t convince to believe in god. You can’t prove that it is wrong to masturbate.
There is scientific evidence that masturbation is good for you.
so please shut down this site. you just make me loose faith in all religion.

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
5 years ago
Reply to  Åge

Åge is right. Masturbation is healthy

Åge
Åge
5 years ago
Reply to  Cassidy Pen

I believe that you just got burned”!!!

Truffle
5 years ago

I pray they are poorly made and electrocute the savages.

Savskies
Savskies
5 years ago

This website is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever had the hilarity in reading. Never have I seen so many judgmental pieces of shit congregated in one area before. Fuck you guys, you aren’t better than anyone else. :^)

Masturbation is Healthy
Masturbation is Healthy
5 years ago
Reply to  Savskies

I know right? This is worse than most. NO All Social media websites.

Jeff Jefferson
Jeff Jefferson
5 years ago

I polished the ol porpoise whilst watching that video, thank you kindly sir for providing it and godbless!

Ali
Ali
5 years ago

I hear that everytime someone masturbates, God kills a kitten. Is this true?
Signed, a concerned cat mom

Praise The Mastubation

Masrubation ist a bad thing, on this internet page are just a coupple of Idiots who Didn t even read the bible right and think mastubation is a bad thing. Masturbation = sex and as you know you partents had sex to get you so i dont understand you logic.
pls close this side.

Debra Holdeman Foster
Debra Holdeman Foster
5 years ago

How sad that you run this pages content in the name of religion and God. This is so disturbing and sad to me. How about using all this zealotry to fight the infiltration of Islam into this country and stop embarrassing yourselves for healthy urges by healthy people. I will pray for your souls and may God direct your efforts to something important & meaningful.

jakeingoff
jakeingoff
5 years ago

This could solve alot of problems. As many children are shot into dirty cum
rags everyday. Now they won’t be wasted! Changing the planet one beat at a time. Way to go porn hub, that might make the monthly subscription worth it. I need to masturbate so that I can sleep well. GOODNIGHT FELLOW CHRISTIANS!

Juicey balls
Juicey balls
5 years ago

there are so very many things i could say . yet i wont for it would be useless on this mindless group of cultist

Reina
Reina
5 years ago

I pray you cultist morons pull your head out of your ass. REMOVE women and children? Please. Coming from a Charles Manson look-a-like mountain hippie…. I’d rather be a part of the LDS than listen to this garbage. Wish I was a therapist, I could make millions off the kids who are forced into straight-jackets. Child abuse at its finest…. Thanks for the laughs, I’ll share so we can feel better than we aren’t ignorant high school graduates!!!!!

Wank it hard
Wank it hard
5 years ago

I’m using my wank band right now while exploring this exotic site. I’m up to 8 ejaculations of my millions of demon seeds and my sinstick is rawer than an Indonesian prostitute’s butthole. Thank you for contributing to saving the Lord’s precious planet

fuckyou12
5 years ago

Guy above…. lets masturbate together and then have kids…. is that ok with God? LOL

wank it hard
5 years ago

I’ve already masturbated to you. I can go again, let me know when you’re about to finish to we can finish together, just as our savior. Jesus Christ intended us to

fuckyou12
5 years ago

I want to mak mak on your dick like a thai whore instead of an Indonesian one 😉 PS: I’m masturbating to you right now…..

Kacey
Kacey
5 years ago

If there are so many christians in this web… i wanna ask you something: Would god allow you to “Pray against” someone? That’s not what god would want..

No mind
No mind
5 years ago

I love this sight no matter how down I feel it is always good for a laugh I do feel sorry for the kids tough. But I like to challence you show us where it is a sin and and not just swear at us and till then stop the child abuse my dad said this site should be call rapper supplies

OldWorldArchive
OldWorldArchive
5 years ago

Name calling is not needed. We are all valid here. If people want to master bait they can. If people don’t want to master bait then don’t. One thing that is sad is how closed most are to just letting people be. That means don’t go after anti master baiters. And anti master baiters don’t go after master baiters. One is not regarded higher then another. We were all put on this planet by what ever you may think science, religion, aliens, others. Who says there has to be one answer? Anything is possible. Please just be open to newness?… Read more »

OldWorldArchive
OldWorldArchive
5 years ago

All pro and and anti what ever groups on all subjects, we should all get together and have a movie night watching old horror films, with only water for beverage, and dust for decoration. We can all sit on the grass and have a good time. No talk about negativity or shaming. Just love. Just forget about everything and be restarted that night no opinions, no thoughts, just air, dust, water, movie.