God Bless,
TheRev Leroy Jenkins
FaithFact™ Graphic: Good AIDS vs. Bad AIDS
Tags: Family Values / Foundation for a Better Tomorrow / Freddy Mercury / Gynecology / HIV Cure / Magic Johnson / masturbation diseases / The Bad AIDS / The Good Aids
Author: TheRev Leroy Jenkins
TheRev Leroy Jenkins was born the oldest of 13 children in a small farm town of Sweet Apple, Oh. While on the farm he learned to fear god, a woman's place is in the kitchen, a mans place is to be the head of the household, and masturbation is a sin. At 18 TheRev left his small town and moved to Seattle to attend college, while there he was tempted by some filthy pot-weed injecting hippies to try masturbations, this led to a downward spiral of ellis dee bong hits, pot weed injections, listening to Milli Vanilli, and holding a sign saying "Will self rape for McNuggets." He was at his lowest point in his life when he was saved by Lonnie Childs of the Stop Masturbation Now church, Lonnie took him in, bathed him in his Holy Golden Shower of Truth, and educated him in FaithFacts™ and Brother Lonnie's University of FaithFacts™ in Stafford, AZ. TheRev was an avid student and earned his PHD of FaithFacts™ from B.L.U.FF and was sent out on a Mission to spread Lonnie's word to heathen Amish-Mexicans in rural Ohio. TheRev now resides in Ohio and runs the Ohio B.L.U.FF campus in Homersville, Oh with his 5 Same Race Assigned Spouses and his 23 Normal children. Brother Leroy is Senior Staff writer for B.L.U.FF Press LLC. In 2011 TheRev was awarded The Pulitzer Prize and Edward G. Murrow Award for his in depth expose' on the Myth of the Female Orgasm.
I will take the good AIDS over the bad any day!!! Look at Magic he is still playing for the Miami Dolphins after all these years!!! Praise!
This entire website needs to listen to heavy fuckin’ metal
Magic Johnson looks great despite being 54. Good for him and his good the AIDS.
Neither of them has AIDS. You guys are idiots……. You radicals are the kind of people that give christians a bad name
Sincerely, a nurse AND a christian.
If Freddy Mercurry didn’t have the bad AIDS, then why is he dead?
Dear Miss Nurse Lady, Are you a superior sex Normal male with a PHD in FaithFacts™? I didn’t think so. God Bless, TheRev
Dear Mr. Jenkins, Are you a top class collage graduate with a PhD in real, actual science? I didn’t think so. Good day to you and everyone else on this site.
Dear Non-Normal Colored Blitzfrrenzy, My PHD in FaithFacts™ 100% proves God exist, show me your scLIEntific facts that show he doesn’t exist. You can’t ? Thank you, you’re dismissed. Once again FaithFacts™ 1, scLIEnce 0. God Bless, TheRev
Dear Mr. Jenkins, I am a Christian. Therefor, I believe in God and accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. You however, are setting a bad example for us normal Christians. Please take your teachings back to the Westboro Baptist Church were they rightfully belong.
Apparently they do not teach sarcasm in your top-class “collage”. I’m sorry if I’m breaking any rules by stating this, but it’s wildly unrealistic to think any of these “news stories” are to be taken seriously. This is a mock site. Nothing more, nothing less.
My son. Nothing here is to be taken lightly. We are a serious bunch of believers. It’s the non believer, heathens. Whom choose to abuse thier “Sin Sticks” and ‘Lust Pockets” and indulge in Self Rape. The Prophet Lonnie and my fellow brother Leroy are doing the gods will. It would be in your best interest to take heed and follow in God’s foot prints. He has lead many of us to non Mastabatory salvation. God bless, my son.
Amen
That guys on the right is Sacha Baron Cohen, dressed as one of his most famous characters Borat. He is not gay, doesn’t have AIDS and is still alive.
That’s Michael Jordan, not Magic Johnson…
Racist!
Mother Theresa never had AIDS.
She fucking deserves to have Super Nasty Bad AIDs for the suffering she piled on to the dying that had the misfortune to end their days with that barbaric, ignorant birch.
Beno reznor looks like a fucking rapist fuck he looks like he masterbates and cums on lennoi childs picture
So you are an expert on what rapists and deviants look like? You must either be a police man or one of them. Judging by your writing skills, I will rule out: Police Man.
Who is Beno Reznor? I’m not aware of any relatives with that name.
Can the aids be bad? If the aids kills the gays, is that a bad thing? Isn’t getting rid of the gay masturbators a good thing? Praise!
Electro shock treatment and chemical castration are both excellent remedies for to cure the HomoGay.
Magic Johnson with the good aids lasted way longer than Paul Walker or Michal Jackson who did not have any aids.
What the fuck is wrong with you lot. I thought this was a joke website but someone said it wasn’t. FaithFacts is bull shit and no aids can be good. It is an disease that kill millions. It dosnt matter if a straight guy or a gay guy has it. Your lives are sadder than a turd and I hope you all rot in hell. (Which you won’t because he’ll is NOT real. It was something invented two thousand years ago to make peasants be good and pay money to the church. ).
You need to get your Faithfacts straight brother, everyone knows there are two strains of the AIDS. I could send you a spare copy of the king lonnie bible if you need proof?
Speak the truth my brother. He will find the path to salvation in Livitixus 3:45. He whom is blind remains so until the light of God awakens him.
Amen.
Freddie Mercury wasn’t very good at basketball either. Now we know why.
You know what’s even worse than the bad AIDS? Feminism.
Wow bono looks like a fucking rapust shit and by the way lonnie childs is the spawn of satan hes a sick deprived fuck and deserves to burn in hell