(StopMasturbationNOW)—According to our Leader Lonnie Childs, the referendum on Scottish Independence has failed. Stop Masturbation Now is the first organization to release the referendum results.
The referendum failed by a larger margin than polls indicated. This is mostly due to the fact that younger voters seemed to dominate the polls while older more wealthy and sophisticated people did not have time for the polls.
Asian Markets looked to explode on the news. Across the world conservatives and people with higher morals celebrated this defeat of immoral peasantry rebellion.
Ummmm that is not the Scottish Flag. That would be the National Flag Of New Zealand. .. those stars make up the star constellation “the Southern Cross” which is only visible in the southern hemisphere. What has this article got to do with anything? Even the Nazis and the Soviet Union were smarter with their propaganda… and face it they where some fucked up ideals.
Furthermore that is one of the most brilliant things I have ever read. At no point during your post were you close to not being anything but amazing. I award kudos of the highest order and may God bless you and your family. I quote Adam Sandler movies out of context.
Ha! Suck it Mel Gibson!
Wanna lick the Cum out from between my fingers… I made your daughter a cream pie with my ejaculant.
Just stuck my fangs in to cricket, I’ll wrap it up and eat it later, time to finish building the basement…
By basement you mean Sex Dungeon? I want firt dibs at truffle and Cathy
I like how you people keep changing my name… so I took the liberty of changing it for you… in Honour of your prophet king Lonnie
aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yea gonna bite me a morman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You will have to suck him off first Lonnie.
May the Force be with you.
Dark Mercenary.
ahahahaha I love how the censored my comment!
Brother Lonnie would make me use a Scottish accent when we were conducting late night one on one Bible studies.
Begone, my former protege! You are NOT welcomed on this holy netsite!
Lonnie’s prophecy came true. Shame on all you masturbating doubters!
Praise Saint Lonnie!
Not many know this, but Felcher is a Scottish last name. And a Scottish tradition.