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Scotland Fails in its Bid for independence: A Victory for the Morally Just

(StopMasturbationNOW)—According to our Leader Lonnie Childs, the referendum on Scottish Independence has failed. Stop Masturbation Now is the first organization to release the referendum results.

The referendum failed by a larger margin than polls indicated. This is mostly due to the fact that younger voters seemed to dominate the polls while older more wealthy and sophisticated people did not have time for the polls.

Asian Markets looked to explode on the news. Across the world conservatives and people with higher morals celebrated this defeat of immoral peasantry rebellion.

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Dork Mercenary
7 years ago

Ummmm that is not the Scottish Flag. That would be the National Flag Of New Zealand. .. those stars make up the star constellation “the Southern Cross” which is only visible in the southern hemisphere. What has this article got to do with anything? Even the Nazis and the Soviet Union were smarter with their propaganda… and face it they where some fucked up ideals.

Dork Mercenary
7 years ago

Furthermore that is one of the most brilliant things I have ever read. At no point during your post were you close to not being anything but amazing. I award kudos of the highest order and may God bless you and your family. I quote Adam Sandler movies out of context.

Nikita Shalavin
7 years ago

Ha! Suck it Mel Gibson!

Dork Mercenary
7 years ago

Wanna lick the Cum out from between my fingers… I made your daughter a cream pie with my ejaculant.

Lonnie Childs
Admin
7 years ago
Reply to  Dork Mercenary

Just stuck my fangs in to cricket, I’ll wrap it up and eat it later, time to finish building the basement…

King loony Child Toucher
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

By basement you mean Sex Dungeon? I want firt dibs at truffle and Cathy

King luny Child toucher

I like how you people keep changing my name… so I took the liberty of changing it for you… in Honour of your prophet king Lonnie

Lonnie Childs
Admin
7 years ago

aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yea gonna bite me a morman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King loony Child Toucher

You will have to suck him off first Lonnie.
May the Force be with you.
Dark Mercenary.

Dark Mercenary
7 years ago

ahahahaha I love how the censored my comment!

Obamaluvr6969
Obamaluvr6969
7 years ago

Brother Lonnie would make me use a Scottish accent when we were conducting late night one on one Bible studies.

Lonnie Childs
Admin
7 years ago

Begone, my former protege! You are NOT welcomed on this holy netsite!

Truffle
7 years ago

Lonnie’s prophecy came true. Shame on all you masturbating doubters!

Praise Saint Lonnie!

Dr. Cornelius Felcher
7 years ago

Not many know this, but Felcher is a Scottish last name. And a Scottish tradition.