Focus not on temptation flesh sins as the devil wills for you,
For he cares only for the ruin of your soul.
Saturated with the tears from Jesus and angels,
Empty burning hell’s torment is your eternal toll.
Focus instead on the graces gained from flaccidity,
For your reward in paradise will be great.
Seated you shall be, to the right hand of Jesus and Lonald,
because you did not masturbate.
Author: Cassidy Pen
Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen, a retired US Marine, Actor, and Security Head-Receiver at B.L.U.F.F. Female Intake, now writes for a number of nationally respected news agencies. A winner of the prestigious Bill O'Reily "No-Spin" Award, Cassidy also runs a daytime street ministry to save souls from the sin of self rape. An avid hunter and manufacturer of distilled spirits, Cassidy would probably be found deep in the woods during his free time.
Amen
It is a beautiful thought, indeed.
Praise, Brother Cassidy!
As he who, seeking asses, found a kingdom: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-w7JF6Bv-s
OMG! I must’ve got it wrong some how. Pray for me all I’ve been masturbating daily for years thinking of my reward in paradise with Jesus & Lonnie. Help me Lord please forgive my ugly shameless and sinful ways… I didn’t know.