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How Masturbation has Ruined Nature

(StopMasturbationNOW)—We all know that masturbations destroys souls, your body, the family, children, and morals. But did you know masturbation effects the planet you stand on? From earthquakes to tsunamis, masturbation has wreaked havoc on the planet. Here is photo proof of what semen leaking into the soil has done when it impregnates local atoms.

 

 

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Cathy Redmond
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The first photo is the most horrifying. A beach overflowing with masturbation residue is a more pressing concern than any oil spill. Praise.

Ty Fraser
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Masturbation is a sin across the nation!

Tittiana
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Bitch

Jewboycuminyomouth
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Is this shit for real??? This the upmost gayest thing I have ever witnessed in my whole life……

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yup let me just jerk off that mushroom right quick