Foolish is the masturbator who thinks he can enter God’s eternal kingdom! It is literally impossible for a self-rapist to ascend the golden rungs of the heavenly ladder if his hands are abusing his sin zones!
-Lonnie
You Will Never Climb to Heaven With Your Hands Full of Penis
Author: Lonnie Childs
Heaveno! My name is Lonald "Lonnie" Childs and I am the founder and president of the STOP Masturbation NOW anti-masturbation movement. Please visit my Facebook page here, https://www.facebook.com/LonnieSMN and my unaccredited institution of higher learning here, https://www.facebook.com/brotherlonnie
if i can’t climb to heaven then i’ll tech deck to hell
This is literally the dumbest thing i have ever seen
Fucking dumbasses everyone knows its a stairway not a ladder
that’s why you get a mouthful instead
but don’t we just go poof?
You’d think 😔
That’s why you put the penis in your mouth instead.
Lonnie I absolutely love your work. How are children supposed to become productive member of society with hands full of penis?! Masturbating is a sin and I am so happy there are people like you out there to put an end to this sinful world. You are my one true idol and I hope you can bring a stop to this horrific world we live in.
Thank you so much this website taught me something valuable today and I will never masturbate 🙏🙏🙏
I’m masturbating right now while reading this story.
You (a male author) has made an entire tag called “penis” so maybe you’re the gay one.
AND THAT’S WHY YOU GET A MOUTH FULL INSTEAD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You said nothing about pussy tho. Therefore I, a lesbian, can take my ass to heaven.
Nah fuck that, I’m not spending my after life with republicans, see you guys in hell!!
Dude this shit is waaaay to funny
Lol fag
Yes you can. It only takes one hand to climb a ladder, and one hand to wack your Willy. You can totally walk up to the gates of Heaven yanking one out.