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You Will Never Climb to Heaven With Your Hands Full of Penis

You Will Never Climb to Heaven With Your Hands Full of Penis

Foolish is the masturbator who thinks he can enter God’s eternal kingdom! It is literally impossible for a self-rapist to ascend the golden rungs of the heavenly ladder if his hands are abusing his sin zones! -Lonnie

by April 7, 2020 13 comments Science
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Angelina Jolie Continues Anti-Masturbation Crusade; Has Ovaries Removed

Angelina Jolie is a rare breed of modern celebrity. Beginning with her double mastectomy in 2013, Jolie has been determined to make sure no filthy men and women will masturbate to her ever again. The mainstream press attempted to spin Jolie’s mastectomy surgery as a “preventative measure” to “lower her […]

by March 24, 2015 7 comments Celebrity
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