Self-Rape Prevention

The Menstrual Hut; The Holy Solution to Female Masturbation, Menstruation, Insolence, and Feminist Lies.

By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins

Many a screeching lesser sex feminist accuse our Church of abusing women by sending her to the Menstrual Hut during her unclean menstruation. As a Superior Sex Normal Race Holy Man, I know only what the lord teaches us about dealing with the lesser sex, it is my God given duty to guide her in her subservience, maintain her demure demeanor, and nurture her weak soul so that she may bathe in the Golden Shower of Eternal Salvation.

The Menstrual Hut


Women are weak by nature, be it weak mind, weak body, weak soul, and weak constitution, they need to be guided by a Superior Sex Holy Man. At times females fall victim to female masturbations, insolence, obstinate passive aggression, menstruation, and feminist lies. The best way to deal with these sins is to send them to do penance in the Menstrual Hut. The Menstrual hut should be kept barren with only the basic necessities; A small cot, a bucket, water, and The King Lonald Holy Bible is usually sufficient to keep her focused upon her prayers and motivates her to overcome her original sin. After 3-5 days in the Menstrual Hut, she is typically broken of her sins and becomes quite docile and malleable to your guidance.

Gods Final Word

Below is my favorite passage when dealing with the weak minded female and her proclivity towards evil.

Shepadiah 15:19-33 (KLV)
One verse per line
19 “Whenever a woman has her menstrual period, she will be ceremonially unclean for seven days. If you touch her during that time, you will be defiled until evening. 20 Anything on which she lies or sits during that time will be defiled. 21 If you touch her bed, you must wash your clothes and bathe in water, and you will remain defiled until evening. 22 The same applies if you touch an object on which she sits, 23 whether it is her bedding or any piece of furniture. 24 If a man has sexual intercourse with her during this time, her menstrual impurity will be transmitted to him. He will remain defiled for seven days, and any bed on which he lies will be defiled.” 25 “If the menstrual flow of blood continues for many days beyond the normal period, or if she discharges blood unrelated to her menstruation, the woman will be ceremonially unclean as long as the discharge continues. 26 Anything on which she lies or sits during that time will be defiled, just as it would be during her normal menstrual period. 27 If you touch her bed or anything on which she sits, you will be defiled. You will be required to wash your clothes and bathe in water, and you will remain defiled until evening.” 28 “When the woman’s menstrual discharge stops, she must count off a period of seven days. After that, she will be ceremonially clean. 29 On the eighth day, she must bring two turtledoves or two young pigeons and present them to the priest at the entrance of the Tabernacle. 30 The priest will offer one for a sin offering and the other for a whole burnt offering. In this way, the priest will make atonement for her before the LORD for her menstrual discharge.” 31 “In this way, you will keep the people of Israel separate from things that will defile them, so they will not die as a result of defiling my Tabernacle that is right there among them. 32 These are the instructions for dealing with a man who has been defiled by a genital discharge or an emission of semen; 33 for dealing with a woman during her monthly menstrual period; for dealing with anyone, man or woman, who has had a bodily discharge of any kind; and for dealing with a man who has had intercourse with a woman during her period.”

 

God Bless, TheRev

TheRev Leory Jenkins is a Sr. Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC.

785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu

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Julian Taylor
6 years ago

Thank God for the Menstrual Hut and Lonnie Childs!

John
John
6 years ago

Uhm… What?!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? Menstruation is a biological process, I wonder if author of this article finished school.

Julian Taylor
6 years ago
Reply to  John

He completed his education with much distinction at BLUFF University.

AikoNight
AikoNight
6 years ago
Reply to  John

Yeah B.L.U.F.F… Where they teach everything is bad, women should be put down.. Yep he will never make it out in the real world talking like that, to a group of people on the street. Watch how fast they throw rotten food at him, and walk away.. Men like him, think they know best, but only think what they want in there own little world.. I bet he jerks off to the sight of women bowing down to him, calling him master.. John is correct, and proves that we need our time of the month, to be fertile and have… Read more »

Sheila
Sheila
6 years ago

Is this a joke?

Pablo
Pablo
6 years ago

Yo solo espero que esto sea la mentira más grande del mundo.. a ver si dicen que, por ser Argentino piensan que soy inferior también

The Rev Leroy Jenkins
The Rev Leroy Jenkins
4 years ago
Reply to  Pablo

Speak American you Masturbation heathen!

AMC
AMC
6 years ago

this is just fucking ridiculous. men and women are equal. how is she the weakest sex if she can give birth? u think that’s easy? women have their qualities and men have theirs. you’re just disgusting. i’m out of here.

Julian Taylor
6 years ago
Reply to  AMC

Men and women are different, and so clearly not equal.

AikoNight
AikoNight
6 years ago
Reply to  Julian Taylor

Yes I agree men and women are not equal.. Cause if they were, men would be unbearable.

AMC
AMC
6 years ago

uau. all comments have instantly 18 ”pray against”.

Agnostik
Agnostik
6 years ago

Здесь был русский, русский говорит что вы ебанулись 😉

Nikita Shalavin
6 years ago
Reply to  Agnostik

На хуй с пляжа онанист паршивый! Стрелять надо таких “русских”.

AikoNight
AikoNight
6 years ago

Oh plz. If men are stronger, let them give birth.. Let them feel the pain. Also our time of the month is not something we can control, since it was given to us by God. So why do you human males, think you have the right to punish us, for something God gave us? Can we punish you, for things God gave you? I think we can. I do pray men, and women never become equal, cause then men will become unbearable. P.S. Sorry to all men out there, who actually care for their women when they are having there… Read more »

Julian Taylor
6 years ago
Reply to  AikoNight

If men aren’t stronger then why does literally every quantifiable test of strength see men on average outperform women?

Women may carp and moan about serving their monthly penance in the menstrual hut, but as soon as there’s a barn to be raised they suddenly love that place! Life isn’t always about fun, and it is a woman’s lot to endure her menses, just as it is a man’s burden to endure his wife.

Jessica Lynn Albright
Jessica Lynn Albright
6 years ago
Reply to  Julian Taylor

A mans burden to endure his wife? If it’s such a burden then don’t waste our time chasing using us. You are one the ones that believe this whimsical non sense then I laugh at thee. Buahahahahahaha

Bishop Smith
Bishop Smith
6 years ago

It’s true. The good book does say that it is a man’s burden to endure his wife. In chapter 8 verse 23 it talks all about the troubles woman causes.

Cierra Thompson
Cierra Thompson
6 years ago
Reply to  Bishop Smith

“the good book”. A good book was “the fault in our stars”, a good book was “the outsiders”. But I guess somebody as uneducated as you wouldnt be able to comprehend a good book.

lolwut
lolwut
6 years ago
Reply to  Bishop Smith

Blame the woman yet crave for her hole, sick bastards, you practice rape yourself, #hypocritetakeashit

PleaseUseLogic
PleaseUseLogic
6 years ago
Reply to  Bishop Smith

Chapter 8 of what? Which book? Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone? Hunger Games? Moby Dick? Those are all good books. Now tell me, “Bishop Smith”, if we’re such a huge fucking problem, why do you insist on having multiple of us for yourself? Why do you chase and woo and enjoy our company? Why do you need us around the house? Because apparently we’re just problems and totally fucking useless except for making babies. Speaking of making babies, don’t you know that menstruation goes right along with that? It’s called biology, and literally every female mammal does it. It… Read more »

ark
ark
6 years ago
Reply to  Bishop Smith

There is always a Jack ass like this proclaiming that the ” good book” will show the way thing should be.not surprised thought

Kennedy
Kennedy
6 years ago
Reply to  Julian Taylor

first of all you un-educated fucker, if not for a woman and her menstrual cycle, you wouldnt be here, or alive. Remeber that the next time you disrespect a woman.

moonchild111
6 years ago
Reply to  Kennedy

Omg Thankyou! I second that!

ark
ark
6 years ago
Reply to  Julian Taylor

It wouldn’t surprise me if this dumb ass were still living at his mom’s basement/attic.

uh huh hunny
uh huh hunny
6 years ago

im touching myself over this page mmmmmmphhh

WeeDom
WeeDom
6 years ago

brilliant – the amount of people who just aren’t getting this is amazing. This is my new favourite site (found you via the anti-masturbating cross-for-children thing)

science bitch
science bitch
6 years ago

you creators of this menstruation hut are gonna rot in hell. its a natural occurrence. this is when science proves the better of you, you sick sadistic twisted fucks

Julian Taylor
6 years ago
Reply to  science bitch

If science has all the answers then why hasn’t it solved the masturbation problem?

AikoNight
AikoNight
6 years ago
Reply to  Julian Taylor

Because there is no masturbation problem. Only problem is people like you, who try to make everything a problem.

moonchild111
6 years ago
Reply to  AikoNight

Amen^ lol This twisted overly religious nonsense is insane..

Master Bator
Master Bator
6 years ago

Mr Rev,

Your statement has as much validity as me saying that an elephant lives in the anal cavity of the pope but the pope has bummed so many men that his anus is really loose he can’t feel it (it is also a baby elephant btw). Nobody can documemt the elephant because it turns invisible whenever people happen to look in the popes anus or notice a bulge in his ass. There is no way for anyone to detect the elephant. Proove me wrong.

pussy galore
pussy galore
6 years ago

you’re a clown and you know it

Cierra Thompson
Cierra Thompson
6 years ago

It does. Its called quantum mechanics. The only god in quantum physics is the Higgs boson.

ark
ark
6 years ago

Now tell me exactly how does “faithfacts” proved it?
Telling me that just because is written in the bible means any other religious book that preceded it might also be true.your toughts?

Mariam Ali
6 years ago

Guys…I was also debating if this website was for real or not, but seriously, with the acronym BLUFF how can you take this seriously? It’s great for laughs though. Props to its creators for fooling everyone.

Jessica Lynn Albright
Jessica Lynn Albright
6 years ago

BLUFF university… Leroy Jenkins ….. Pot-weed injections…. Holy golden shower of truth…. XD this is pretty comical. Even more so with the people that actually believe this crap. Thank you for the entertainment. I shall be off to masterbate while on my period and being helped by my girlfriend 😉

Masturbatimus Prime
Masturbatimus Prime
6 years ago

Holy shit this is hilarious. Although, the idea that there are people who actually believe this bulls hit makes me lose faith in humanity.

moonchild111
6 years ago

Thankyou for being one of the few decent and NORMAL people on this site

Pat Mahiney
Pat Mahiney
6 years ago

If all this is true (which it is not) I’m the fucking anti Christ because I have masturbated and had my menstrual cycle both today and I’m proud of it. Btw this is the biggest load of bullshit I have ever read.

Nikita Shalavin
6 years ago
Reply to  Pat Mahiney

I’ve read bigger.

Bishop Smith
Bishop Smith
6 years ago

It was never meant for the blood to leave the menstrual hut.

Julian Taylor
6 years ago
Reply to  Bishop Smith

That is a very good point, brother Smith!

Cierra Thompson
Cierra Thompson
6 years ago
Reply to  Julian Taylor

So if you were cut, and were bleeding, would you run to the menstrual hut? Is that where blood belongs? Because I have some bad news, you just so happen to be filled with it. Sorry to break it to you.

AbbieBxoxo
AbbieBxoxo
6 years ago

You sir, are a twat

Wut
Wut
6 years ago

Why are you such a misogynist ?

Cierra Thompson
Cierra Thompson
6 years ago

Its not rape if she/he chose to do it dipshit.

This Rev is faggit bitch
This Rev is faggit bitch
6 years ago

Answer the question!!!!! Muahahaha

AngerManagement
AngerManagement
6 years ago

I can’t stop laughing… “pot-weed injections” … BAHAHAHA You don’t inject pot you sill backwoods motherfuckers… You smoke it, eat it, bake it into delicious cookies… But never have I heard of someone INJECTING PLANTS INTO THEIR BODIES. Also sweet fucking Christ, are you serious? Holy Golden Shower? Are you peeing on women???? That’s a fetish, a BDSM Fetish, better go give yourselves like… 60 lashes with a willow branch and rub your faces in the menstrual blood of a cow, because sweet fucking Christ you’re retarded. 0_o Do you people even realize what it is to be a decent… Read more »

frida
frida
6 years ago

heroin comes from a flower just the same way pot does and people inject heroin

research more filthy non believer

Cierra Thompson
Cierra Thompson
6 years ago
Reply to  frida

They weren’t talking about heroin dipshit, they were talking about marijuana.

why??
why??
6 years ago

SEXIST DICKHEADS!! If we are the weaker sex, try having children by yourselves. Tell me then if we are the weaker sex 🙂
Seriously like why are we the weaker sex? Don’t we all have struggles? I could name things that wives have to endure but you don’t see me being a sexist bigot. fucking pigs.

PleaseUseLogic
PleaseUseLogic
6 years ago

The next time I’m doing some yard work and carrying a few bags of mulch, I’ll have someone take a picture.

Sexist pig.

Cierra Thompson
Cierra Thompson
6 years ago

I swear to fucking god all of you have delusions. Yes, women are not known to be physically stronger, but when you think about, women have to put up with menstruation which entitles our uterus literally trying to kill itself. Now. Next time your internal organs are trying to commit suicide, I want you to reconsider men being the better sex. Or next time you hear about the birth of a child, think about what it would be like to carry an extra being in your stomach for nine months, and then have it come out of your genitals. Yeah,… Read more »

Cierra Thompson
Cierra Thompson
6 years ago

I think a week or two in a public school, with just a smidgen of education would help you realize the way women work. And also, why would your god create women if were just full of “sin”?

ark
ark
6 years ago

I think a week or two having a dick ram in your ass will do wonders in that half retarded brain of yours.

TheLazerPointer
TheLazerPointer
6 years ago

It’s a biological fact that women tend to be weaker physically, but in no way does this make us any less equal to men. Just because you have more muscle mass dose not make you the greater sex. I would like too see how you guys handled being put in isolation for a week while you suffered through great pain & your genatailia bleeding continuously. I would like to see just how you would handle being punished for a naturally occurring cycle that happens with your body. How would you like being beaten and thrown in a closet every time… Read more »

Navella Harrison
Navella Harrison
6 years ago

Oh my fuck…this is by far the STUPIDEST thing I’ve heard! While this may be some where in the Bible its not worded like that. This is by far the BIGGEST JOKE EVER. You “Christians” need to pick up a REAL Bible and stop playing with Jehovah. Ignorant cunts.

The lover
The lover
6 years ago

For all the people who are against this I would personally like to thank you that there is hope in the world. Men and women were not created equal but dependent on each other, there is not weaker and the hut is just a prison for something that a women has no control over, think again.

MasturbatingJenny
MasturbatingJenny
3 years ago

I masturbated to this article just to piss you people off.