By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins
Many a screeching lesser sex feminist accuse our Church of abusing women by sending her to the Menstrual Hut during her unclean menstruation. As a Superior Sex Normal Race Holy Man, I know only what the lord teaches us about dealing with the lesser sex, it is my God given duty to guide her in her subservience, maintain her demure demeanor, and nurture her weak soul so that she may bathe in the Golden Shower of Eternal Salvation.
The Menstrual Hut
Women are weak by nature, be it weak mind, weak body, weak soul, and weak constitution, they need to be guided by a Superior Sex Holy Man. At times females fall victim to female masturbations, insolence, obstinate passive aggression, menstruation, and feminist lies. The best way to deal with these sins is to send them to do penance in the Menstrual Hut. The Menstrual hut should be kept barren with only the basic necessities; A small cot, a bucket, water, and The King Lonald Holy Bible is usually sufficient to keep her focused upon her prayers and motivates her to overcome her original sin. After 3-5 days in the Menstrual Hut, she is typically broken of her sins and becomes quite docile and malleable to your guidance.
Gods Final Word
Below is my favorite passage when dealing with the weak minded female and her proclivity towards evil.
Shepadiah 15:19-33 (KLV)
One verse per line
19 “Whenever a woman has her menstrual period, she will be ceremonially unclean for seven days. If you touch her during that time, you will be defiled until evening. 20 Anything on which she lies or sits during that time will be defiled. 21 If you touch her bed, you must wash your clothes and bathe in water, and you will remain defiled until evening. 22 The same applies if you touch an object on which she sits, 23 whether it is her bedding or any piece of furniture. 24 If a man has sexual intercourse with her during this time, her menstrual impurity will be transmitted to him. He will remain defiled for seven days, and any bed on which he lies will be defiled.” 25 “If the menstrual flow of blood continues for many days beyond the normal period, or if she discharges blood unrelated to her menstruation, the woman will be ceremonially unclean as long as the discharge continues. 26 Anything on which she lies or sits during that time will be defiled, just as it would be during her normal menstrual period. 27 If you touch her bed or anything on which she sits, you will be defiled. You will be required to wash your clothes and bathe in water, and you will remain defiled until evening.” 28 “When the woman’s menstrual discharge stops, she must count off a period of seven days. After that, she will be ceremonially clean. 29 On the eighth day, she must bring two turtledoves or two young pigeons and present them to the priest at the entrance of the Tabernacle. 30 The priest will offer one for a sin offering and the other for a whole burnt offering. In this way, the priest will make atonement for her before the LORD for her menstrual discharge.” 31 “In this way, you will keep the people of Israel separate from things that will defile them, so they will not die as a result of defiling my Tabernacle that is right there among them. 32 These are the instructions for dealing with a man who has been defiled by a genital discharge or an emission of semen; 33 for dealing with a woman during her monthly menstrual period; for dealing with anyone, man or woman, who has had a bodily discharge of any kind; and for dealing with a man who has had intercourse with a woman during her period.”
God Bless, TheRev
TheRev Leory Jenkins is a Sr. Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC.
785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu
Thank God for the Menstrual Hut and Lonnie Childs!
Uhm… What?!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? Menstruation is a biological process, I wonder if author of this article finished school.
He completed his education with much distinction at BLUFF University.
Yeah B.L.U.F.F… Where they teach everything is bad, women should be put down.. Yep he will never make it out in the real world talking like that, to a group of people on the street. Watch how fast they throw rotten food at him, and walk away.. Men like him, think they know best, but only think what they want in there own little world.. I bet he jerks off to the sight of women bowing down to him, calling him master.. John is correct, and proves that we need our time of the month, to be fertile and have… Read more »
Is this a joke?
Yo solo espero que esto sea la mentira más grande del mundo.. a ver si dicen que, por ser Argentino piensan que soy inferior también
Speak American you Masturbation heathen!
this is just fucking ridiculous. men and women are equal. how is she the weakest sex if she can give birth? u think that’s easy? women have their qualities and men have theirs. you’re just disgusting. i’m out of here.
Men and women are different, and so clearly not equal.
Yes I agree men and women are not equal.. Cause if they were, men would be unbearable.
uau. all comments have instantly 18 ”pray against”.
Здесь был русский, русский говорит что вы ебанулись 😉
На хуй с пляжа онанист паршивый! Стрелять надо таких “русских”.
Oh plz. If men are stronger, let them give birth.. Let them feel the pain. Also our time of the month is not something we can control, since it was given to us by God. So why do you human males, think you have the right to punish us, for something God gave us? Can we punish you, for things God gave you? I think we can. I do pray men, and women never become equal, cause then men will become unbearable. P.S. Sorry to all men out there, who actually care for their women when they are having there… Read more »
If men aren’t stronger then why does literally every quantifiable test of strength see men on average outperform women?
Women may carp and moan about serving their monthly penance in the menstrual hut, but as soon as there’s a barn to be raised they suddenly love that place! Life isn’t always about fun, and it is a woman’s lot to endure her menses, just as it is a man’s burden to endure his wife.
A mans burden to endure his wife? If it’s such a burden then don’t waste our time chasing using us. You are one the ones that believe this whimsical non sense then I laugh at thee. Buahahahahahaha
It’s true. The good book does say that it is a man’s burden to endure his wife. In chapter 8 verse 23 it talks all about the troubles woman causes.
“the good book”. A good book was “the fault in our stars”, a good book was “the outsiders”. But I guess somebody as uneducated as you wouldnt be able to comprehend a good book.
Blame the woman yet crave for her hole, sick bastards, you practice rape yourself, #hypocritetakeashit
Chapter 8 of what? Which book? Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone? Hunger Games? Moby Dick? Those are all good books. Now tell me, “Bishop Smith”, if we’re such a huge fucking problem, why do you insist on having multiple of us for yourself? Why do you chase and woo and enjoy our company? Why do you need us around the house? Because apparently we’re just problems and totally fucking useless except for making babies. Speaking of making babies, don’t you know that menstruation goes right along with that? It’s called biology, and literally every female mammal does it. It… Read more »
There is always a Jack ass like this proclaiming that the ” good book” will show the way thing should be.not surprised thought
first of all you un-educated fucker, if not for a woman and her menstrual cycle, you wouldnt be here, or alive. Remeber that the next time you disrespect a woman.
Omg Thankyou! I second that!
It wouldn’t surprise me if this dumb ass were still living at his mom’s basement/attic.
im touching myself over this page mmmmmmphhh
brilliant – the amount of people who just aren’t getting this is amazing. This is my new favourite site (found you via the anti-masturbating cross-for-children thing)
you creators of this menstruation hut are gonna rot in hell. its a natural occurrence. this is when science proves the better of you, you sick sadistic twisted fucks
If science has all the answers then why hasn’t it solved the masturbation problem?
Because there is no masturbation problem. Only problem is people like you, who try to make everything a problem.
Amen^ lol This twisted overly religious nonsense is insane..
Why can’t you scLIEnce prove God doesn’t exist? FaithFacts™ prove he does exist. FaithFacts™1, scLIEnce 0.
Mr Rev,
Your statement has as much validity as me saying that an elephant lives in the anal cavity of the pope but the pope has bummed so many men that his anus is really loose he can’t feel it (it is also a baby elephant btw). Nobody can documemt the elephant because it turns invisible whenever people happen to look in the popes anus or notice a bulge in his ass. There is no way for anyone to detect the elephant. Proove me wrong.
you’re a clown and you know it
It does. Its called quantum mechanics. The only god in quantum physics is the Higgs boson.
Now tell me exactly how does “faithfacts” proved it?
Telling me that just because is written in the bible means any other religious book that preceded it might also be true.your toughts?
Guys…I was also debating if this website was for real or not, but seriously, with the acronym BLUFF how can you take this seriously? It’s great for laughs though. Props to its creators for fooling everyone.
BLUFF university… Leroy Jenkins ….. Pot-weed injections…. Holy golden shower of truth…. XD this is pretty comical. Even more so with the people that actually believe this crap. Thank you for the entertainment. I shall be off to masterbate while on my period and being helped by my girlfriend 😉
Holy shit this is hilarious. Although, the idea that there are people who actually believe this bulls hit makes me lose faith in humanity.
Thankyou for being one of the few decent and NORMAL people on this site
If all this is true (which it is not) I’m the fucking anti Christ because I have masturbated and had my menstrual cycle both today and I’m proud of it. Btw this is the biggest load of bullshit I have ever read.
I’ve read bigger.
It was never meant for the blood to leave the menstrual hut.
That is a very good point, brother Smith!
So if you were cut, and were bleeding, would you run to the menstrual hut? Is that where blood belongs? Because I have some bad news, you just so happen to be filled with it. Sorry to break it to you.
You sir, are a twat
Why are you such a misogynist ?
Why do you advocate the rape of women and girls? You’re sick. God Bless, TheRev
Its not rape if she/he chose to do it dipshit.
Answer the question!!!!! Muahahaha
I can’t stop laughing… “pot-weed injections” … BAHAHAHA You don’t inject pot you sill backwoods motherfuckers… You smoke it, eat it, bake it into delicious cookies… But never have I heard of someone INJECTING PLANTS INTO THEIR BODIES. Also sweet fucking Christ, are you serious? Holy Golden Shower? Are you peeing on women???? That’s a fetish, a BDSM Fetish, better go give yourselves like… 60 lashes with a willow branch and rub your faces in the menstrual blood of a cow, because sweet fucking Christ you’re retarded. 0_o Do you people even realize what it is to be a decent… Read more »
heroin comes from a flower just the same way pot does and people inject heroin
research more filthy non believer
They weren’t talking about heroin dipshit, they were talking about marijuana.
SEXIST DICKHEADS!! If we are the weaker sex, try having children by yourselves. Tell me then if we are the weaker sex 🙂
Seriously like why are we the weaker sex? Don’t we all have struggles? I could name things that wives have to endure but you don’t see me being a sexist bigot. fucking pigs.
Hahahahahah, Women are stronger than men! I’d like to see a woman lift 100Lbs over her head. God Bless, TheRev
The next time I’m doing some yard work and carrying a few bags of mulch, I’ll have someone take a picture.
Sexist pig.
I swear to fucking god all of you have delusions. Yes, women are not known to be physically stronger, but when you think about, women have to put up with menstruation which entitles our uterus literally trying to kill itself. Now. Next time your internal organs are trying to commit suicide, I want you to reconsider men being the better sex. Or next time you hear about the birth of a child, think about what it would be like to carry an extra being in your stomach for nine months, and then have it come out of your genitals. Yeah,… Read more »
I think a week or two in the menstrual hut will go a long way to break you of your insolence problem. God Bless, TheRev
I think a week or two in a public school, with just a smidgen of education would help you realize the way women work. And also, why would your god create women if were just full of “sin”?
I think a week or two having a dick ram in your ass will do wonders in that half retarded brain of yours.
It’s a biological fact that women tend to be weaker physically, but in no way does this make us any less equal to men. Just because you have more muscle mass dose not make you the greater sex. I would like too see how you guys handled being put in isolation for a week while you suffered through great pain & your genatailia bleeding continuously. I would like to see just how you would handle being punished for a naturally occurring cycle that happens with your body. How would you like being beaten and thrown in a closet every time… Read more »
Oh my fuck…this is by far the STUPIDEST thing I’ve heard! While this may be some where in the Bible its not worded like that. This is by far the BIGGEST JOKE EVER. You “Christians” need to pick up a REAL Bible and stop playing with Jehovah. Ignorant cunts.
For all the people who are against this I would personally like to thank you that there is hope in the world. Men and women were not created equal but dependent on each other, there is not weaker and the hut is just a prison for something that a women has no control over, think again.
I masturbated to this article just to piss you people off.