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Lonnie Childs Bowls Record 303 Game

(StopMasturbationNow)—Leader Lonnie Childs last night bowled a record 303 game of bowling. The previous record was 300 and was shared by many individuals. The miracle happened in the 5th frame when a mysterious 11th pin appeared.
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Lonnie attributed his record to the preservation of bodily fluids through the abstinence of masturbation. He also holds the world record for lowest score on a round of golf.

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A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
5 years ago

Sure you do…

Kenneth Day
5 years ago

No surprise. Dr. Childs is a highly conditioned athlete with the added bonus of God on his side. He proves again anything can be accomplished if you put your mind to it and don’t waste time masturbating.

Carlos Danger
5 years ago

I feel as though Brother Lonnie’s being a white American also adds to his superior athletic skills

KOREAN JESUS
KOREAN JESUS
5 years ago

I’m back!!!!

Black Jesus
Black Jesus
5 years ago

Heyy KJ you back man I missed u can you belive these dumb niggas.

KOREAN JESUS
KOREAN JESUS
5 years ago
Reply to  Black Jesus

I can’t wait to suck your fat, black, hairy cock. I love gargling your sweaty black balls. I can’t wait to get your sweet African cum all over Lonnie and my face!!!

Black Jesus
Black Jesus
5 years ago

Sorry man I ain’t answering questions I’m to busy jerkingoff

Sage Degan
Sage Degan
5 years ago

Lonnie is good at bowling due to the fact he has never masterbated. I plan on being just like him at his age.

Irene Bolger
Irene Bolger
5 years ago

Y

Irene Bolger
Irene Bolger
5 years ago

You people are seriously weird.

Peydontaylor
Peydontaylor
5 years ago

Maybe he masturbated his way up to 303