(StopMasturbationNow)—Leader Lonnie Childs last night bowled a record 303 game of bowling. The previous record was 300 and was shared by many individuals. The miracle happened in the 5th frame when a mysterious 11th pin appeared.
Lonnie attributed his record to the preservation of bodily fluids through the abstinence of masturbation. He also holds the world record for lowest score on a round of golf.
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No surprise. Dr. Childs is a highly conditioned athlete with the added bonus of God on his side. He proves again anything can be accomplished if you put your mind to it and don’t waste time masturbating.
I feel as though Brother Lonnie’s being a white American also adds to his superior athletic skills
I’m back!!!!
Heyy KJ you back man I missed u can you belive these dumb niggas.
I can’t wait to suck your fat, black, hairy cock. I love gargling your sweaty black balls. I can’t wait to get your sweet African cum all over Lonnie and my face!!!
Sorry man I ain’t answering questions I’m to busy jerkingoff
Lonnie is good at bowling due to the fact he has never masterbated. I plan on being just like him at his age.
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You people are seriously weird.
Maybe he masturbated his way up to 303