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New Anti-Masturbation Doll Warns When Masturbators Are Near

New Anti-Masturbation Doll Warns When Masturbators Are Near

Anti-masturbation advocates received favorable news recently upon the announcement of a new doll that is designed to detect the presence of masturbators. The doll, called “Woody The Warning Worm”, was created by faith engineers to illuminate within 50 feet of a detected masturbator. Melvin Briggs, one of the many faith […]

by January 16, 2015 16 comments Spot a Masturbator
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3 Amazing Pieces Of Anti-Masturbation Technology

Just this past month of May in this, our year of America 2014, Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts had it’s first annual Technology Month. It was a grand affair that culminated in showcasing some cutting edge technology in the fight against masturbation. Today, I’m focusing on three incredible innovations […]

by July 14, 2014 25 comments History, Trending
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