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Hulk Hogan, American, Tries To Break Masturbation Record; Fails

Hulk Hogan, American, Tries To Break Masturbation Record; Fails

TAMPA, FLA — (SMNNN) Former B movie actor (Muppets from Space, Wrestlemania III)  and current belt merchant, Hulk Hogan, received a severe injury to his hand after trying in vain to beat Hugo Lopez’s recent World Record for Masturbation. Hogan, 60, sometimes forgets he’s not the character, Hulk Hogan, that he played […]

by July 22, 2014 12 comments Celebrity, Spot a Masturbator
Masturbation Injury Sidelines Baseball Star Molina

Masturbation Injury Sidelines Baseball Star Molina

SAINT LOUIS, MO — (SMNNN) Saint Louis Cardinals baseball star, Yadier Molina, will miss 8 to 12 weeks of action due to a severe injury to his hand. It has been determined that Molina has torn ligaments in his thumb and will likely need to have reconstructive surgery on his […]

by July 10, 2014 15 comments Sports
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