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Masturbation Mystery Unraveled

Ever wonder what the name of the sportswear company, ADIDAS, stood for? Wonder no more! STOP Masturbation NOW codebreakers have deciphered the seemingly nonsensical word and it appears that the slippery tentacles of Big Masturbation have found yet another way to subliminally influence society into thinking that masturbation is “hip” and “cool”! Sickening!

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Nike = Now I Knob-polish Everyday.

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Dude. It’s a logo. A normal person wouldn’t have even noticed it could possibly stand for that unless they looked on this website.