Big Masturbation

STOP Masturbation NOW Under Attack By Paid Shills!

Matthew 6:24 – “…You cannot serve both God and money.”

 

As the STOP Masturbation NOW self-celibacy movement becomes more successful and influential, it appears that the pushback from our detractors has increased as well.  It’s obvious that the masturbation lobby fear us and monitor our online activities.  Like a caged animals, agents of Big Masturbation lash out when confronted with the “inconvenient truth” about self-rape.  With each new groundbreaking faithfact about the dangers of masturbation that we reveal, like clockwork, a smooth-talking stranger magically appears, recklessly spewing pro-masturbation propaganda.

An obvious agent of Big Masturbation and her honeyed words

An obvious agent of Big Masturbation and her honeyed words

 

Or, unable to articulate an intelligent response, they resort to posting memers that other people have created.

 

"Humorous" pro-masturbation memer

“Humorous” pro-masturbation memer

Hate speech in the form of a blasphemous memer

Hate speech in the form of a blasphemous memer

 

After praying on the matter and applying good old common sense, I have come to the conclusion that these “people” are paid-for shills of the masturbation industry.  After all, who would actually support such a dangerous, sinful activity?  It’s obvious that the only reason anyone would oppose us is because they are paid to do so.  I have it on the highest authority that these sellouts get paid upwards of 0.65¢ per post.  As they line their pockets with Big Masturbation blood money they are condemning themselves to the fiery pits of Hell!

The inevitable fate of those who line their pockets with blood money from Big Masturbation

The inevitable fate of those who line their pockets with blood money from Big Masturbation

 

God bless some of you!

 

-Lonnie Childs

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Richard_Austllen
6 years ago

They may have numbers, but we have faith. Good always wins over evil.

Truffle
6 years ago

Brother Richard, you have been missed. I hope you have found your way back to the compound.

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
6 years ago

There is no such thing as Big Masturbation

Truffle
6 years ago
Reply to  A Smart Guy

Don’t be ridiculous. Next you’ll be spreading lies about the earth being round. Silly masturhater.

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
6 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

The Earth is round, it’s called gravity, physics, geography, and don’t forget the fact that we have sent people into space who have said that Terra is round.

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
6 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

That’s like saying a guy who doesn’t know what the CIA is, is part of the CIA

Truffle
6 years ago

Mr Mary Bufis, is incredibly stupid. He is showing symptoms of chronic masturbation induced psychosis. I will pray at him.

FUCK EVERYBODY IN THIS PAGE,

I am going to take down your shitty page

I AM GOING TO DO IT BASTARDS!

General Arthur McDonald

General Arthur MacDonald Here – I would just like to commend you for your beautiful and inspirational post. Many of the bromosexuals, guysexuals and mansvestites these days are polluting our ever so innocent minds with their primitive and blasphemous nature. You have taken your place at the hand of the mighty, fighting in order to sway these self proclaimed “willy wankers”, “monsterbators” and “faggots” from thwarting their children all over their father’s furniture. Keep up the good work. And remember; Our Lord Jesus gave thy penis to pee, so do not rub and tug with glee.

Cassidy Pen
6 years ago

For many of the masturbationists that troll this holy webpage and the smn face book, their only payment is shame…their OWN shame. It’s the same shame that is derived from watching as one’s own pathetic seed is dribbled out of their worthless little weeners and wasted in the mud at their feet.

Cassidy Pen
6 years ago

You’re so off base in left field with this asinine statement. Of course there’s a Big Masturbation. Who do you think runs all the porn tubes and spank vision cable channels, Willy Wonka?

…more like Willy Wanker

FATE
FATE
6 years ago

This is a human trafficking affiliate… just saying Bluff is just one of their “compounds” in arizona.

AIDS Worker
AIDS Worker
6 years ago

At 0.65 cents per post, these so-called shills have to make 100 posts just to net a measly 65 cents. Do you realize how insane your accusations are?