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History Lesson On Dangers Of Masturbation: Freddie Mercury

The Faith Facts are in. Masturbation epidemic is swiping the planet, and no one is safe. It doesn’t care if you’re foreign or normal, woman or man, black or rich. A one hit wonder Rock-n-Roll singer Freddie Mercury has learned this lesson firsthand.

At the height of his musical career, Freddie Mercury – the lead singer of a rock band Village People, has fallen into the grips of drug addiction and masturbation. As it usually happens, it wasn’t long before he has caught the Gay. Aside from being a sin and the gateway drug to prostate cancer, the Gay depletes the body of testosterone – a vitamin essential to men’s health.

After years of sinful sexual experimentation and cross-dressing, Freddie’s voice took on a very high and annoying pitch. He was booted from the group and has eventually faded from memory. He has not released a hit record since 1991.

Learn from Freddie’s mistakes, and don’t let masturbation stand in the way of your success. Stop Masturbation NOW!

xxx

 This message of hope is brought to you by the Homogay Conversion Offices of Dr Nikita Shalavin

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Jeremy May
6 years ago

I’m masterbating right now and I’m Loving it

Lonnie Childs
Admin
6 years ago
Reply to  Jeremy May

Prove it.

Truffle
6 years ago

You can always rely on Brother Nikita, to tell it how it is. No holds barred!

Praise of the upmost highest!

Lonnie Childs
Admin
6 years ago

More proof that secular music is a gateway to homosexuality.

MightyMan4Christ
MightyMan4Christ
6 years ago

Fortune smiles upon me. Thanks to Jesus, I’m not a masturbater (anymore). I am, however, a master debater; on my own conservative radio show. We don’t play any of those Satanic rock n roll music like the Village People, Green Gay, Freddie Mercqueery, the Beatles, Phish or Slayer. Except for the occasional song from Uncle Ted (a good friend of mine, he loves to taste my old wines, go endangered species hunting with me and is a xXxstraight-edgexXx person like myself). I’ll also give a pass to the occasional hit song from Christian Heavy Rocker supergroup Megadeth. Dave Mustaine is… Read more »

mark
mark
6 years ago

I really hope this website is a joke.

Theslightlyconfusedwizard
Theslightlyconfusedwizard
6 years ago

Freddie mercury was the lead singer for Queen. Did you even do your research?