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Prostate Cancer And Other Masturbation Related Diseases

MASTURBATION IS A TOP TEN CAUSES OF DISEASE

Aches, Heart Disease, Paralysis and Suicide: When sexual organs are handled it causes a rush of blood to these parts, and causes oxygen depletion in other organs of the body, because they are left with a less amount of blood than they ought to have. The sexual organs, too, are very closely connected with the spine and the brain by means of the nerves, and if they are handled, or if you keep thinking about them, these nerves get excited and become exhausted, and this makes the back ache, the brain heavy and the whole body weak. It lays the foundation for consumption, paralysis, and heart disease. It weakens the memory, makes a boy careless, negligent and listless. It even makes many lose their minds; others, when grown, commit suicide.

Gastritis and Lunaticism: It has also been shown that masturbation leads to gastritis, a common symptom of depriving the bowels of significant levels of oxygen and blood, caused by the diversion of vital fluids and gases from digestive tissues. Such negligent diet, and flagrant misuse of allotted fluids, has been proven to weaken and atrophy both systems, not only causing consumption, but weakness of the bowels, unreasonable humors, and lunaticism.

Incest and Retardation: If you belong to, or are a member of, a family AND you masturbate, then by having sex with yourself, you are also having sex with a member of your own family. If you are having sex with your sister, at least there’s some different DNA present. Masturbation is even more disgusting.

Homogay Disease: Masturbation is a same-sex sex-act that one performs on themselves. By doing so, you touch the sex organ of your own gender and become so aroused that you climax. This conditions the body and mind to become a gay. It’s like Karate for perverts.

Prostate Cancer: Once the masturbation has made you a gay, you will be spending most of your free time having rough unprotected anal with complete strangers. It’s only a matter of time before you catch prostate cancer in a dirty bathroom stall.

AIDS and Other Masturbation Related STDs: Chronic masturbators often resort to drug use in order to cope with guilt and shame associated with trauma of repeated self-rape cycles. It won’t take long before you catch the AIDS from sharing dirty condoms with your roommates under the bridge.

 

-Nikita Shalavin, homogay conversion therapist and high deacon at Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts (B.L.U.F.F.)

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TheLazerPointer
TheLazerPointer
6 years ago

Are you guys fucking serious?!

Nope
Nope
6 years ago

Masturbation lowers the chances of prostate cancer you fucks

jack
jack
6 years ago

Faith scientist? You mean someone who studies fairy tales as if they were true. It does lower prostate cancer. You were raised to belive it

obiwan
obiwan
6 years ago

Just noticing several comments and need to say something. Go read up on your topic before what you say makes you seem to be dumber than a brick. A faith scientist must be someone illiterate or who does not want to believe what has been studied and proven true. I hope your world works for you as I go back to reality.

hahahhahaha
hahahhahaha
4 months ago

I masturbate to my counter

niggabiter
niggabiter
4 months ago

cry lol

Ghiff
2 months ago

This Lonnie guy who runs this business doesnt believe in god himself he literally is telling people to worship him or face his wrath in one of his Facebook posts

Last edited 2 months ago by Ghiff
Leonard Chimball, Jr.
6 years ago

Masturbation CAUSES DISEASE. It has been proven empirically. I pray at you

Benito Musolini
Benito Musolini
6 years ago

Lemme know when it is proven scientifically. Because the Sun rotating around the Earth can be also demostrated empirically.

Mary Jane
Mary Jane
3 months ago

I’d love to see the studies (scientific, large N, etc.) backing the statement, “Masturbation CAUSES DISEASE.”

No
No
6 years ago

You get erections throughout the night as you sleep. There is no avoiding blood going into the penis, it is a sign of a healthy sleep cycle. If the body does not have enough oxygenated blood, your heart will beat faster and you will breathe more heavily. The same thing happens when you exercise (which is good for you). It’s fine to masturbate.

jack
jack
6 years ago

Erections are used to keep genitalia healthy and to prevent urinating in your sleep. So sit down and keep believing your fairy tale

No.
No.
6 years ago
Reply to  jack

Oh my gosh thank you

lol ur cringe
lol ur cringe
4 months ago

yes I am thank you

Ghiff
2 months ago

Nogger fapping isn’t gay dumbass Christian

Touch me there
Touch me there
6 years ago

Hahahah this website

Bishop Smith
Bishop Smith
6 years ago
Reply to  Touch me there

Laugh all you like but the prostate cancer is coming. I pray AT you.

u angry
u angry
4 months ago
Reply to  Bishop Smith

I MASTURBATE 36 TIMES A DAY BITE ME

Mega gay
Mega gay
4 months ago
Reply to  u angry

That’s not healthy

Emily
Emily
6 years ago

I’m going to pray for the fucking dumbasses who made this XD it’s better to masturbate then go out and actually have sex and get a lot of people pregnant and have serious STI’s. You all are fools. Self rape? Please, pick a new term, one that might actually be correct.

Ghiff
2 months ago

Your so stupid dude god probably hates u

I "Self rape" and I'm proud
I "Self rape" and I'm proud
6 years ago

Half these things aren’t even diseases and masturbation actually lowers the chance of prostate cancer from scientific studies lol

Gwyn ;P
Gwyn ;P
6 years ago

It’s impossible to give yourself a STD or any type of disease through masturbation. Masturbating actually lowers stress. Lower stress levels mean a lower chance of heart attack or stroke. STDs don’t just appear out of nowhere, there has to be a transfer of infected DNA from one person to another. I will give this website one thing though. It’s a great place for a laugh. Please do some research before you make yourself look stupid in front of the whole internet.

Nick
Nick
6 years ago

Pass it on to yourself? Are you fucking kidding me? This site is filled with idiots. Now you are going to reply with some stupid comment that makes no sense in anyone’s mind but yours.

Ghiff
2 months ago

Nikita shalavin you are so gay and you love to have sex with dogs and dudes because ur gay and have gay peen

Ima
Ima
6 years ago

What us the difference to tucking you twits

jack
jack
6 years ago

Anyone have a gun?

ur hot
ur hot
4 months ago

im masturbating to this website as we speak

Ghiff
2 months ago

Ok I can’t tell if this guy is a joke or not

Brendan
Brendan
4 months ago

Ah yes: the “American” Language

Lestat De Lioncourt
Lestat De Lioncourt
6 years ago

If god would not want me to masturbate I would not be able to reach my genitals.
Ok, that actually was a joke.
Why is it your so called ‘Faith Scientists’ ‘prove’ the exact opposite of what real scientists found out?

wntha29
6 years ago

This is one of the funniest websites I have ever found!

streetcleaner8
streetcleaner8
6 years ago

I read this whilst touching my genitals.

Seymour Affholter
Seymour Affholter
6 years ago

You must be speaking from personal experience because you are clearly a lunatic who suffers from lunacy. Hahaha. Now get your hands off your penis and go do some good in the world.

curious12
curious12
6 years ago

“then by having sex with yourself, you are also having sex with a member of your own family”

I just have one question for the idiots who made this stuff up:

How can you be having sex with a family member if you’re masturbating? I had to re-read that like 6 times to make sure I had something of an understanding of what you fools were trying to say. That makes NO sense!

Giraffius
Giraffius
6 years ago

If the authors of this website were sexually traumatized at some point, I would say this is not the way to express yourself. Like an arguing child, you dismiss every single comment with valid points as being written by a big mean dummy and you try to insult them.
What if kids were to read this? You are a menace to society, cease and desist.

satan
6 years ago

At all you guys praying out there: Go to the library, go take a book from Descartes, Kant, Hegel, etc. and read it.
Foreigners aren’t welcome here? This is what europeans think about the US.. Sorry for that cliché, but its like that. US=biggest porn industry AND this website. HAHA! Ridiculous.
Despite how could a website be “holy”??
Guys, this is the 21st century.. You’re like stock in the middle-ages…
Now back to fapping 😀

p.s. I’m from Germany… Very funny website 😀

masochist (not fapper)
Reply to  satan

yeah, americans are reaaaaaaly dumbb. and they are showing it in whole time. Go now and tie yours children, and then fapping themselvs in other room. ;]
pps. this site is full of stupidity and fun. Cheers from Polad

Pasty
Pasty
6 years ago

A Polock calling Americans dumb, that’s a laugh. And a German commenting about American sexual deviation? What is this world coming to? German’s basically invented weird sex. They have a word – “Shoddenfreud” – which means gaining pleasure out of watching others masturbating in food. Weirdos!

u angry
u angry
4 months ago
Reply to  Pasty

I masturbate to bread

Bob
Bob
6 years ago

Anyone know any new free porn sites? I’m getting tired of the same one over and over again

Benito Musolini
Benito Musolini
6 years ago

When you eat you feel sleepy because most of the blood goes to the intestines, in order to absorb the nutrients from the food. Will then eating cause a tumor or something?

Maximum Masturbator
Maximum Masturbator
6 years ago

This is just too funny!!!

Eli
Eli
6 years ago

I love this site it’s hilarious.

Eli
Eli
6 years ago

May I ask what os the term Homogay? Isn’t it either one or the other. And what the fuck is bad AIDS? Did I miss something in the last few decades saying there is a good AIDS? I love how this site is put together with such bad Grammer. Hmm incest loving retarded cousins writing this madness. I love it.

adulf hortler
adulf hortler
4 months ago

Is this satire?

lol
lol
4 months ago
Reply to  adulf hortler

penis

cherry chapstick
cherry chapstick
4 months ago

man it’s such a beautiful day to flick the bean to the sight of titties xx happy gay pride month everyone
(+ stream Queen, the best band in the world)

asf
asf
4 months ago

masturbation prevents cancer you idiots 😀

RileySibly
4 months ago

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I have big pp
I have big pp
4 months ago

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JosephPog
4 months ago

Tu bep dep, tu bep cao cap, tu bep go cong nghiep, tu bep an cuong
xuong san xuat tu bep tu bep go cong nghiep

Mehmet Erbudak
Mehmet Erbudak
4 months ago

Major problem is masturbation. Porn is not problem.

Mehmet Erbudak
Mehmet Erbudak
4 months ago

Masturbation is plague.

Martyn Pickles
4 months ago

Based on what evidence? Id love to see the publicised academic paper or study on this!

You people (crazy evangelicals) literally are the most abhorrent people on the planet, minus Trump! Free yourself and explore your sexuality with your own body or with people you can trust. And dont read drivle like this posted by people with no medical training on the subject… ONLY LISTEN TO QUALIFIED MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS ABOUT SEXUAL HEALTH!

Name*
Name*
4 months ago

you will most likely live in stupidity forever and that’s a fact not like i’m insulting you or something

Nope
Nope
3 months ago

Do you guys realize what this type of shit does to kids??? It literally hurts there mental status

Imasturbateeveryday
Imasturbateeveryday
2 months ago

This shit is hilarious