Faces of Masturbation

The Faces of Masturbation Series: Recognize the Signs!

Encountering a masturbator in the wild can be frightening if you don’t recognize the warning signs.  Pictured is your typical brain-dead masturbator, capable of only making guttural groaning noises, hurling insults that only the most remedial 3rd grade dropout might find amusing and, of course, masturbation.  Be aware of the warning signs and God bless some of you!

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Dark Mercenary
5 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

Ill just use a blind fold on you while I fuck your big white ass

Truffle
6 years ago

I will be sleeping with all the lights on tonight. This is the stuff of nightmares. Praying to white American Jesus, that they soon see the light and repent their sinful ways. Amen!

Dark Mercenary
5 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

Ill be jacking off all over fluffles rack tonight.

Dark Mercenary
5 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

Oh fluffle you came and found me and jerked me… on my sleep over at lonnies…. oh fluffle while you bend over in the doggy prayer position I am going to milk your veluptuous Titties just like you milk your cats.

Salome Fernandez
Salome Fernandez
5 years ago

I will carry my battery acid pepper spray with me at all times.

Dark Mercenary
5 years ago

An aphrodisiac i5 is then

Dark Mercenary
5 years ago

Encountering a wild Lonnie Childs and Fluffle can be an erotic thing. The best method to use when encounter ing these bible bashing saddists. Is the hog-tie and ball gag method while you pound those big white asses untill they start farting pearls.

Dark Mercenary
5 years ago

My Cuntry Boner wont go dooowwwnnnn

Dark Mercenary
5 years ago

Just fucked lonnie with a 12 inch plastic toy…. used no lube… lonnie will be sore

scooter mcshooter
scooter mcshooter
5 years ago

Lonnie is a fat cunt!!

Dark Mercenary
5 years ago

Hey I have a joke…. whats the difference between Lonnie and a picture of lonnie? It only takes 1 nail to hang a picture of lonnie.

Dark Mercenary
5 years ago

Heres another… what do you call a bunch of lonnie followers jumping down a waterfall?….. Sewage

Dark Mercenary
5 years ago

Hey lonnie smell my finger!

Dark Mercenary
5 years ago

I love self rape so much I invite fluffle to rape me with her hot pussy. She wraps her legs around me and grinds her pelvis into mine. My head begins to swirl with sensation and my heart begins to race as she wispers softly I want you to cum in my pussy. I cannot hold back as my sin stick erupts violently with a sticky ooze as a final defence inside her warm pussy.

Truffle
5 years ago
Reply to  Dark Mercenary

Jimmy, not even if you were the last normal male alive. I would rather meet Satan and serve him for eternity. Now, I’d like to speak with your wife of 14 years. Please put her on.

Dark Mercenary
5 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

Hey fluffle do you do anal?

Dark Mercenary's Wife.
Reply to  Truffle

Dear Fluffle,
My Husband and I Dark Mercenary are putting together an orgy. I want to tie you up in the anti-masterbation cross and have my way with you. I want to scissor fuck you, and insert your prayer beads into your sin cave while my husband shoves his meaty cock down your throat and massages your bossoms. I will eat your pussy untill you scream. So please fluffle when you send my husband nudes send me some also. My hot pussy is so moist now I cant keep my hands from rubbing my clit.
Praise.

Surrender2Christ
Surrender2Christ
5 years ago

You forgot to add a sample of what these masturdaemons sound like. As an expert on the occult and dangerous youth culture, I would just like to share the following disturbing information with you. Knowing full well that their seed is wasted (not as if any women would want to get near them anyway), they love to recite this Satanic chant called “Night of the Unborn” every night after their masturbation sessions. Here is a sample in devil rock format, vocals start at 0:47: WARNING! OCCULT THEMES! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXA_0AhNVZ4 Take note of the annoying falsetto singing. This is caused by an… Read more »

victor
victor
5 years ago

this review is a fake .

Xia.Yang
Xia.Yang
5 years ago

I am deeply concerned about this western country. I cant even imagine if some of my college classmates think like the internet idiots, I hope they don’t , but I am sure most of them if I talk to them will agree with me, not the idiots.

Yang.Xia
Yang.Xia
5 years ago

the Supremegood, where is your goodness ?at least to let them have the knowledge about it!

Yang.Xia
Yang.Xia
5 years ago

I am so deeply sad about this country…….I am so not lying about this feeling. No wonder sometimes, even walking at a small town in Indiana, you would see people with deformity.