Family Values

Thursday Sermon

I’m sad to report that lately this holy netsite has been besieged by vicious masturbators who’ve resorted to personal attacks, foul language, threats of physical violence, pro-masturbation memes and displays of anti-social behavior in general.  I pray at these people daily…

Lord, please provide us the strength to repel these hateful people with the Truth about self-rape.  May your golden shower of love and forgiveness rain down upon them, cleaning their souls of sin. All we want is to live in a world where the act of masturbation is punishable by imprisonment and/or a fine and/or worse. Amen.”

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A Smart Guy
11 years ago

I reject your prayer!

Ken Day
Ken Day
11 years ago

I accept your prayer and your love, Dr. Childs. Thank you for everything you do. Praise!

Science
Science
11 years ago
Reply to  Ken Day

And what you are gonna do now? Rape some children? I heard stupid, white-trash fuckers like you are into such things.

A Smart Guy
11 years ago
Reply to  Science

Are you talking to me? I’m not accepting anything this stupid site gives me

Heiado Gratis
11 years ago
Reply to  Science

this is a satire you fuck, the whole page is.

An open mind is the Devil's playground
An open mind is the Devil's playground
11 years ago

Send them all to jail and throw away the key.

whatever
whatever
11 years ago

I’m sorry but i don’t understand you’re praying for those who masturbate and The first thing that appears down the Thursday sermon are sluts offering sex???….. WTF???

LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
11 years ago

We will shut this page down. we are legion. expect us. the flame wars has just begun.

LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
11 years ago

Just shove your fucking prayers up the asses of your mindless followers “Dr.”. Retarded fucktard.

Science2
Science2
11 years ago

We will see, “Dr.”.

LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
11 years ago

Are you talking about that good will take a pee on us with his golden shower? Man thats some twisted shit. It will be a pleasure for us to rape the fuck out of your fucking website. There is not even a word for this stupidity. maybe you should go and get some professional help.

kyle
kyle
11 years ago

Oh how I love these radical christian idiots. lawlawlawlawl