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Thursday Sermon

I’m sad to report that lately this holy netsite has been besieged by vicious masturbators who’ve resorted to personal attacks, foul language, threats of physical violence, pro-masturbation memes and displays of anti-social behavior in general.  I pray at these people daily…

Lord, please provide us the strength to repel these hateful people with the Truth about self-rape.  May your golden shower of love and forgiveness rain down upon them, cleaning their souls of sin. All we want is to live in a world where the act of masturbation is punishable by imprisonment and/or a fine and/or worse. Amen.”

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A Smart Guy
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I reject your prayer!

Ken Day
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Ken Day

I accept your prayer and your love, Dr. Childs. Thank you for everything you do. Praise!

Science
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Science

And what you are gonna do now? Rape some children? I heard stupid, white-trash fuckers like you are into such things.

A Smart Guy
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Are you talking to me? I’m not accepting anything this stupid site gives me

Heiado Gratis
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this is a satire you fuck, the whole page is.

An open mind is the Devil's playground
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An open mind is the Devil's playground

Send them all to jail and throw away the key.

whatever
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whatever

I’m sorry but i don’t understand you’re praying for those who masturbate and The first thing that appears down the Thursday sermon are sluts offering sex???….. WTF???

LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
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LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP

We will shut this page down. we are legion. expect us. the flame wars has just begun.

LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
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LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP

Just shove your fucking prayers up the asses of your mindless followers “Dr.”. Retarded fucktard.

Science2
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Science2

We will see, “Dr.”.

LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
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LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP

Are you talking about that good will take a pee on us with his golden shower? Man thats some twisted shit. It will be a pleasure for us to rape the fuck out of your fucking website. There is not even a word for this stupidity. maybe you should go and get some professional help.

kyle
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kyle

Oh how I love these radical christian idiots. lawlawlawlawl