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Parents Who Masturbate Have Children Who Masturbate

Parents Who Masturbate Have Children Who Masturbate

Please think of your kids the next time you touch yourself.   God bless some of you!   -Lonnie Childs

by February 21, 2020 2 comments Family Values
Shameful Dad Walks in on His Daughter Masturbating and Does Nothing to Help Her!

Shameful Dad Walks in on His Daughter Masturbating and Does Nothing to Help Her!

By Nigel J. Covington III Sex Expert October 17, 2018 Dear Nigel, I walked in on my daughter when she was masturbating the other day. I was shocked, but I said nothing — I simply left the room. I have not discussed this with her or with my wife since. […]

Brother Lonnie Announces He Forgives Native American Teepee Indians

Brother Lonnie Announces He Forgives Native American Teepee Indians

Brother Lonald “Lonnie” Childs has long been a pioneer in race relations through his compassionate programs to institute White privilege for all through prayer and free skin bleaching procedures.  As such Brother Lonnie has seen a disturbing rise of intolerance that he has decided to combat.  With recent efforts by […]

I Was Self-Raped

I Was Self-Raped

(SMNN) The sad fact of the matter is, no one asks to be self-raped. You don’t wake up in the morning, and say “Hey, maybe I’ll violate myself today, that’d be great.” Self-rape happens. Here we have the chilling confession of a self-rape survivor, who wished to remain anonymous. “I […]

by December 21, 2014 49 comments Lonnie Childs, Morals, Self-Rape Prevention
Imagine a world without self-rape.

Thursday Sermon

I’m sad to report that lately this holy netsite has been besieged by vicious masturbators who’ve resorted to personal attacks, foul language, threats of physical violence, pro-masturbation memes and displays of anti-social behavior in general.  I pray at these people daily… “Lord, please provide us the strength to repel these […]

by November 20, 2014 13 comments Family Values
Do You Really Want Your Children to Have a Parent That Masturbates?

Do You Really Want Your Children to Have a Parent That Masturbates?

by November 19, 2014 10 comments Family Values
Photo of the self-rapist stopped by Bruce Danus.

Diaries of a Masturbator Hunter

As a member of the Anti-masturbation neighborhood watch in my community, it is my duty to watch all the houses in our neighborhood for potential self-rapists. I am in charge(Self-promoted) of making sure that people keep their yards well groomed, conduct themselves in a civil manner in public, keep blacks […]

by November 11, 2014 27 comments Spot a Masturbator
Top Five Animals To Go Extinct From Masturbation

Top Five Animals To Go Extinct From Masturbation

NATURAL HISTORY-(SMNNN) Throughout the approximately 8,500 years the world has existed, many animals have gone extinct, but only a few notable animals have gone extinct from masturbation. Here’s a list of the top five: 1) The Tasmanian Tiger. The thylacine was the first large cat to go extinct from masturbation […]

by November 8, 2014 27 comments Animals, History, Supernatural Disaster
Save Masturbators From Hell This Halloween!

Save Masturbators From Hell This Halloween!

Today is Halloween and while most moral Christians will be hunkered down in their homes with their children, Bibles and guns clutched close, the secular world will send their children up to stranger’s doors begging for handouts like the Obama-Socialist zombies they are. This year, we fight back! As Christians, […]

by October 31, 2014 24 comments Family Values
Masturbation is Russian Roulette!

Masturbation is Russian Roulette!

Heart attacks, blindness and ligament damage (Devil’s Elbow) are all diseases associated with self-rape.  Whenever you masturbate you’re playing Russian Roulette!  Your next stroke of the sin-sword or ringing of the Devil’s Doorbell could be your last!  Do you really want to go out like British rocker Michael Hutchinson or […]

by October 20, 2014 11 comments Death
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