Lonnie Childs / Morals / Self-Rape Prevention

I Was Self-Raped

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The sad fact of the matter is, no one asks to be self-raped. You don’t wake up in the morning, and say “Hey, maybe I’ll violate myself today, that’d be great.” Self-rape happens. Here we have the chilling confession of a self-rape survivor, who wished to remain anonymous.

“I was self-raped. I was self-raped, and through Lonnie Child’s Redemption, I was saved, but that’s not what I want to talk about, I want to relate the graphic detail of just how terrible this was, and how my life started a downward spiral into oblivion.

It was the Summer of 1991, and I was a young lad, doing whatever it was people did in 1991, which was probably rad scooter tricks, or BMX skateboards, or maybe Super Genesis games on the Atari, anyways, I was minding my own business. Then out of nowhere my attacker cornered me. I was reading the Caldors circular and a bra add in black and white, showing many tantalizing mammaries. That’s when I noticed my attackers turgid attitudes. I tried to resist, but his tumescence had grown out of control, and he decided to attack myself. I wept in shame as I let myself over come me, powerless in my efforts to fight myself off of myself. I sat there, violated, and filthy in my own shame, as my attacker laughed at me, smug in his wickedness.

The next day I started smoking a potweed and I found myself obsessed with my own male member, thus making me obviously self-gay. I immediately left for the degenerate filth-state of California, where I became a homeless. I supported myself by giving handy-J’s to whoever wanted one for money to bang the pots. I became riddled with diseases

Then, a virile and glorious man, who had come to town because of talk of 154-ounce steak, found me huddled in a gutter, drinking a Surge, and dying. He reached out his hand, and lifted me up. Then, for 10 days and 10 nights he sternly reformed me, and Normalized me entirely with his teachings and stern physical discipline. It wasn’t easy, or even pleasant, but nothing that truly matters ever is. I’d let him rain his Golden Shower of Faith and Love down upon me again, if need be.

I could have died, and I surely would’ve got the Hells for sure, but I was saved. I can only hope the masturbators wise up, and accept Jesus and Lonnie deep inside of themselves, and become as full of faith and love as I am today. Praise. “

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A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
5 years ago

Uhh, you can’t get sick masturbating

Fuck That
5 years ago

God, i love to fuck myself every day. I love masturbation. I find great new porn to jack my dick to every motherfucking day. Its great. There are many great pornsites out there. The possibilites are endless. So many erotic choices such as orgy, ganbang, lesbian, threesome, anal, you get the picture. Its just so great to be given this kind of freedom

Danielle Nekoosak
Danielle Nekoosak
5 years ago

Praise! This tale is so touching… and I mean that only in a Christian and appropriate manner.

Becca
Becca
5 years ago

You’re fucking stupid.

Hugh G. Rection
Hugh G. Rection
5 years ago

Self gay? Are you fucking kidding me? A man with another man’s cock in his mouth or ass is gay.

Cassidy Pen
5 years ago

You have a filthy mind, boy.

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
5 years ago
Reply to  Cassidy Pen

At least he has one and isn’t mentally challenged like some people (Lonnie Childs, Cassidy Pen, Ken Day, Bruce Danus, Truffle, everyone in BLUFF compound.

Cassidy Pen
5 years ago
Reply to  A Smart Guy

Do you not have any hobbies? You troll this holy websight with relish and seem to always ruffle feathers around here. Why can;t you leave decent folk alone?

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
5 years ago
Reply to  Cassidy Pen

Being racist and sexist is the opposite of being decent.

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
5 years ago
Reply to  Cassidy Pen

I do have hobbies, it’s called making rockets for NASA, go-karting, caring for my kids, playing video games, I have more too.

Sour Cream
Sour Cream
5 years ago
Reply to  Cassidy Pen

Racism, sexism, and plain out homophobia. This is the 21st century not the middle ages. CATCH UP. We have proven that masturbation CAN NOT make you sick, blind, or grow hair on your hands. If so most people would be blind very sick and Very very hairy… so just give me 5 UNBIASED. reasons why it’s unhealthy…. has to be unbiased and not theories or whatever you talk about.

Prove Me Wrong
Prove Me Wrong
5 years ago
Reply to  Cassidy Pen

DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE DEFINITION OF RAPE?!?!? let me tell you…… _________________________________________________________ Rape noun 1. unlawful sexual intercourse or any other sexual penetration of the vagina, anus, or mouth of another person, with or without force, by a sex organ, other body part, or foreign object, without the consent of the victim. 2. statutory rape. 3. an act of plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation: the rape of the countryside. 4. Archaic. the act of seizing and carrying off by force. verb (used with object), raped, raping. 5. to commit the crime of rape on (a person). 6.… Read more »

Hugh G. Rection
Hugh G. Rection
5 years ago

Masturbation is my hobby.

Scrotie mcboogerballs
Scrotie mcboogerballs
5 years ago

My favorite thing besides masturbating, is jackin it to gay porn, chokin my chicken to other guys chokin their chickens just really gets me going

Shaggy
Shaggy
5 years ago

Y’all are batshit crazy!

Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain
5 years ago

I’m done with life.

Jerome
Jerome
5 years ago

This article is bullshit I “self rape” everyday and I’m perfectly healthy, this has to be a troll article because you can’t be seriouse saying the next day I started smoking a pot leaf and found myself obssesed with the male race ” yet you just jacked off yesterday about a bra ad” but I really hope people like this just realize how ignorant they are I am a zen Buddhist and I support good hearted Christians like the pope not these ignorant Americans who think they can stop something with lies.

Jeremy J.
5 years ago
Reply to  Jerome

I really hope that you repent from your false saviour and find your way into our loving herd. In the meantime, stop raping yourself – you will see how good it is for your mind when you don´t destroy your brain cells for a change!
Praise the Lord.

Osama bin laden
Osama bin laden
5 years ago

This is why I bomb people

DextarClaw9
5 years ago

good reason osama

Orangelo Grapejelo
Orangelo Grapejelo
5 years ago

i swear to god . . yes that’s right to god. . . the fools that made this pathetic excuse for a website are the reason the world id such a messed up place. if idiots like this weren’t running around spreading their stupidity the world would be a far better place. self-rape? really? get a life. grow up. admit to yourself that the earth is round and delete this useless site.

Anna
Anna
5 years ago

Omfg you guys are so fucking stupid. GOD DOESN’T EXIST SELF RAPE ISN’T A THING I CAN’T EVEN. THIS LITERALLY MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF. AND I WONT GO TO HELL FOR IT BECAUSE HELL DOESN’T EXIST. YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING STUPID. BUT YOU’RE TOO STUPID TO EVEN CARE SO THERE IS LITERALLY NO POINT IN ME DOING THIS,. BUT IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD TO POINT OUT ALL OF YOUR BULLSHIT. SELF-RAPE?!?!?!? ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO RUIN THE WORLD. AND THIS IS DUMB. ALL THE THINGS ABOUT THIS DETERIORATING BRAIN CELLS ISN’T TRUE. I CAN’T BELIEVE… Read more »

Lonnie Childs
Admin
5 years ago
Reply to  Anna

Caps lock doesn’t make your argument any more valid. Praying at you now.

evelyn moran
evelyn moran
5 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

yet you avoid the entire point of the argument

Lonnie Childs
Admin
5 years ago
Reply to  evelyn moran

I stopped reading as soon as the caps lock rage started. Nothing coherent followed in that word salad you pumped out. Sad.

Anna
Anna
5 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

Well you have your wrong opinion. It’s okay though. At least I’m smart and not a jesus freak like you.

evelyn moran
evelyn moran
5 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

im confused………… you stopped reading bcs the caps lock was on? i see, you avoid any type of reasoning or logic because you know were right 🙂 amazing how a jesus freak like you decides to ignore any thing that goes against their beliefs. how arrogant and narcissistic:):):):)

evelyn moran
evelyn moran
5 years ago

this is a waste of a fucking website. are you fucking shitting me rn? the fact that you people actually believe in this utter bullshit is beyond me. self-rape? homo gays? you need to fucking realize that GOD DOESNT FUCKING EXIST. ITS A LIE. WELL DONE. PAT YOURSELF ON THE FUCKING BACK FOR FALLING INTO A TRAP OF LIES. think about it. when god does good stuff you guys are all like “PRAISE THE LORD YAAAS HALLELUJAH” but when he does bad stuff youre like “god works in mysterious ways…..” LIKE WTF PEOPKE ARE DYING BECAUSE OF RELIGION. RELIGION IS… Read more »

Anna
Anna
5 years ago
Reply to  evelyn moran

PRECH IT!!!!!!!111111!!!111 YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH

Fionn
5 years ago

I’M PISSED OFF BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP UGGGHH GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS I GUESS MAYBE ONE DAY HE WILL BRING ME MY CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP :3

evelyn moran
evelyn moran
5 years ago
Reply to  Fionn

ME EVERY SINGLE DAY TBCH

Anna
Anna
5 years ago
Reply to  Fionn

YOU’LL STARVE BEFORE HE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP HE DOESNT EVEN CARE ABOUT KIDS IN AFRICIA

Fionn
5 years ago
Reply to  Anna

HUSH I’M ON THE PHONE TO GOD NOW I THINK I MIGHT GET MY SOUP 😉 ANY ADICE I THINK HE IS HITTING ON ME

Anna
Anna
5 years ago
Reply to  Fionn

I DOUBT HES HITTING ON YOU HES PRETTY ANTI-GAY

evelyn moran
evelyn moran
5 years ago
Reply to  Fionn

I DIDNT KNOW GOD HAD A PHONE IS IT AN IPHONE I DONT THINK HES EQUIPPED TO HANDLE ONE OF THOSE

Grace
Grace
5 years ago
Reply to  Fionn

WE NEED CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP I AGREE <3

Fionn
5 years ago

HE SAID I AIN’T GETTING SHIT UNLESS I GIVE HIM A BJ WHAT DOES THAT MEAN BLACK JAM ?

Grace
Grace
5 years ago
Reply to  Fionn

HE MIGHT WANT TO PUT IN BLACK JAM IN YOUR CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP I SAY THATS WHAT HE IS ON ABOUT

Fionn
5 years ago
Reply to  Grace

MAKES SENSE, I ASKED HIM WHAT IT MEANT BUT ALL I COULD HERE WAS MUMBLES AND FAPPING SOUNDS HMMM STRANGE

Grace
Grace
5 years ago
Reply to  Fionn

HMMMM I WONDER WHAT HE IS UP TOO MAYBE HE IS MAKING THE CHCKEN NOODLE SOUP THATS WHAT YOU ARE PROBERLY HEARING

Fionn
5 years ago

OH YES OF COURSE THERES LIKE POPPING AND SORT OF CHOCKING SOUNDS GOING ON THE IN THE BACKGROUND TOO. THERES ALSO A SLIGHT WHISPER SAYING ” OH GOD HELP ME ” BUT IT SEEMS TO BE COVERED UP BY SOMETHING I’M PRETTY SURE IT’S JUST THE NOODLE SOUP COOKING

Grace
Grace
5 years ago
Reply to  Fionn

OH YEAH I AM SURE ITS JUST THE NOODLE SOUP COOKING SO YOU WILL GET IT SOON MAYBE HE WONT PUT IN THE BLACK JAM NOW , HE MIGHT WANT THE BJ WHEN HE GIVES YOU THE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP HAHA IF HE IS SAYING “OH GOD HELP ME” I DONT KNOW HOW THAT IS BECAUSE HE IS GOD SO HE WILL HAVE TO HELP HIMSELF HAHA

Fionn
5 years ago

OOOOH SO DOES THAT MEAN I SHOULD GIVE HIM THE BJ BEFORE HE GIVES ME THE NOODLE SOUP OR ARGUE AND FORCE HIM TO GIVE ME THE NOODLE SOUP BEFORE I GIVE HIM THE BJ? WELL IF GOD CAN’T HELP HIMSELF THEN WHO CAN :O ?

Grace
Grace
5 years ago

WELL IF YOU GIVE HIM THE BJ BEFORE HE GIVES YOU THE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP HE MIGHT RUN AWAY WITHOUT GIVING YOU THE SOUP LIKE HE WOULD USE YOU JUST TO GET SOME BLACK JAM SO I SAY YOU SHOULD GET HIM TO GIVE YOU THE NOODLE SOUP FIRST THEN GIVE HIM THE BJ :3 EXACTLY WHO WOULD HELP HIM IF GOD CANT HELP HIMSELF

Janet Reno
Janet Reno
5 years ago

Self rape seems more like someone with multi personalities, and one or more of them are present at the same time. One wants to rub one out, the other doesnt. Bam! Self Rape, Better call the cops so this person can do proper time in the slammer. To be self gay is kinda like buffalo bill, I mean he would fuck himself so hard.

On another note I do believe at the end of this article you were actually beaten and raped by another person. You may want to contact the police before they do it to another.

Felipe Bore
Felipe Bore
5 years ago

This article gave me gay

DextarClaw9
5 years ago

why is it rape when i want it

karuroshi aikawa
5 years ago

Now i know the masturbation is rape, i’ll do it more

2 fingers 1 hole
2 fingers 1 hole
5 years ago

My question is what the fuck is wrong with cats eyes