Do You Really Want Your Children to Have a Parent That Masturbates?
by Lonnie Childs — November 19, 2014
Heaveno! My name is Lonald "Lonnie" Childs and I am the founder and president of the STOP Masturbation NOW anti-masturbation movement. Please visit my Facebook page here, https://www.facebook.com/LonnieSMN and my unaccredited institution of higher learning here, https://www.facebook.com/brotherlonnie
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The real crime here is the parent let the little girl know what masturbating was, I’m not going to tell my son about until he’s 12
12 is too late to educate him. He needs to find out about masturbation from an adult, not from himself.
My parents gave me The Talk when I was 12, me and my wife agreed on 12. And included in that Talk is that masturbation is completely normal
Sorry I meant my wife and I
What the actual fuck? was your mother raped by a goat and you came out afterwards? You are a bunch of really really sick people.
So much naked men on this site. i´m gonna call you “Dr.” Tightanus.
This site is hilarious.
You know what, it is. But it’s also sad that people are this dumb.
BIG HOAX!
Wait, so is this satire or what?