As a devout Lonvidian and student of the history of this Great Nation we all call America, I choose to spend my day reflecting on the many ways that Lonnie Childs has changed this country for the better. One such moment came to mind that I felt relevant to share today on His Holy netsite. During the tumultuous 1960s, when masturbating hippies threatened to overturn the order of things and a false flag war in Vietnam was set to distract Americans from the real war being fought against masturbation; Lonnie Childs blessed this Great Nation with an address that inspired many to not give up the fight.
In honor of America and of Lonnie Childs I will reprint those amazing words below for all to reflect upon this Fourth of July:
Four score and one thousand eight hundred and eighty-three years ago our Father brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all normal men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great moral war against masturbation, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that my idea might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate — we can not consecrate — we can not hallow — this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will always note, and long remember what we say here, and it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task of eradicating masturbation that remains before us — that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion — that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain — that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom, a freedom from masturbation — and that government of the normals, by the normals, for the normals, shall not perish from the Earth.
Praise.
– Lonnie Childs
July 4th, 1963
Lonnie has always been a man of profund word and thought. Our leaders of today are shamefully shallow and deceptive jackals. Lonnie is a proud lion compared to them.
What the accual fuck?!? I hope this site isnt real! Whoever thos lonnie childs is he must be a psyco! This is a fucking cult of racists! America is a free country so im not saying you cant do this but i am saying WHOEVER BEILVIES THIS SHIT IS BEING FUCKING BRAINWASHED! TOUCH YOUR PENISES AND VAGINAS WHENEVER YOU WANT YOU WINT DIE IN HELL! MASTURBATION IS GOOD AND NATURAL!
hahaha…Amen sir or madam, anyone who follows this shit for real is DUMB.
Lonald “Lonnie” Childs is Christ’s prophet on earth. Masturbation is the tool of Satan!
You can choose whether to do it or not so… And actually Jesus Christ was the prophet on earth sent from God… Lol
And Lonnie Childs is Christ’s prophet.
Lonnie saved me when I was set to be judged by the new regime in the UAE. If it was not for Him and His legion I would not be alive today.
In regards to intelligent design and masturbation; my sex organs are roughly at arms length down the trunk of my body. What was the design scheme involved there? This site has to be a parody. Please tell me this is for comedic purposes because no self respecting person would be this concerned with other people’s jerking it.
It’s totally real Roger 😉
I don’t know. Intelligent design ain’t very intelligent. Why can’t I give myself a blowjob? Huh? Answer that one!
Declaring Independence from my sin zones! Praise Lonnie!
I am with Blythe! I feel so clean. I’m not gonna touch my sin zones!
All of you should be drug or into the street, forced to construct and paint a large visible sign explaining your views and opinions, then you all should be shot in the head and left to rot so the rest of the world knows better than to preach such hate and ignorance. Let’s take your extreme views and remedy them in the most extreme way. That way, the rest of the world will know that taking a moment to evaluate the validity and sincerity of a religious belief is the better course of action rather than to push your ridiculous… Read more »
Are you gay or something?
No. Your mother thoroughly enjoyed the rumpus time I had last night pumping away at her floppy lipped claptrap before pulling out and firing my juicy streaming load all over her wrinkly saggy “Reagan neck” face. The most enjoyable part of spending time with your mom is watching her struggle with her dentures while sucking the small bits of fecal matter from my thriving member after I’ve just just spent the better half of her “soaps” time pounding her cottage cheese looking asshole til the moment of climax. It’s really makes for a wonderful time at the birth home of… Read more »
Child, if anyone has extreme views it is you. Stop shaking your sin stick and be happy!
I’m jerking off onto a picture of this Lonnie dude right meow
All praise to Lonnie!
I’m enjoying the rewritten speech that Abraham Lincoln gave during the civil war…..as it is and will be forever this speech above is a lie and not to mention plagiarism by simply changing words around.