The future is here and now, people. We are currently living with the people who will control our World for the rest of our lives. If you live a normal lifestyle, you may make it to 80 or 90 now, but realisticly, you will be dead by 50-60 years old due to Obamacare and Cancers that Obama created. We need to focus on our children now. Kids ages 5-12 are primed to be the next great White, Christian, Republican Senator or Presidents, but we need to deeply touch them. It is time to involve kids in Kindergarten in politics, but we need to smoothly massage their small, glistening brains in a way that makes them understand the joys of Christ.
A teen undergoing a brain massage at the SMN Compound.
When I think of all of the beautiful White Children that we have lost to Satan and to “Child Protective Services”, it makes me almost want to masturbate again, because I think “what is the use of not masturbating, if we keep losing our White kids to masturbation or Tribal families”, but Lonnie comes to my dreams, and tells me that we need to stand strong, and wait for people to vote for Michelle Bachmann as President in 2016. Children seem annoying and awful now, like they might be almost human, but they are too small and stupid to realize it, like monkeys or illegal immigrants, but we need to nurture our kids to create a better future.
Please think about children before you masturbate. They are our only hope for the future.
She was a future Miss America, until her parents masturbated. #ThinkoftheKids
Excellent article, Bruce. We must do all we can to increase people’s awareness of self-rape sin and the horrible cost paid by our precious youth.
1: Your conspiracy theory of obama creating cancers is false. It is impossible to control Cancer.
2: Immigrants are not even close to monkeys such as you fuckwits.
3:Machelle Bachman is just as worse as obama.
4: one of your articles tells about rummaging through trash in search of hot pockets.
HOT POCKETS.
Ht Pockets contain nutrients for the body, while masturbation removes them. Therefore, Hot Pockets>masturbation
Masturbation increases health
Also, how can somebody be “just as worse” than someone else? Check your grammar before commenting on this Holy Netsite.
Speak for yourself. And he has proper grammar.
The Pro Masturbation Force: 1
Bruce Danus: 0
And your last name sounds like “the anus”
Masturbation leads to increased health. And other races have equal rights.
And you mentioned our evolutionary cousin, the monkey? Glad to know you know about them and how we share 90% of our DNA with them
“Laughing Out Loud while Rolling On The Floor on the Interwebs”. If we come from monkeys, why are there still monkeys, Smart Guy? Lonnie Childs: 1 A Smart Guy: 0
We didn’t come from monkeys, there was a common ancestor that I’m gonna call Species X. So Species X is in different areas, with different threats and climate. So the Species X in Africa need intelligence to survive, so they change and become intelligent to the point of being called Human. However the other areas with Species X didn’t need intelligence, so they split off and become the other climates. Ever wonder why bananas are shaped for Humans? Because our common ancestor with other primates are bananas so we retained that trait. So we didn’t come form monkeys, apes, gorillas,… Read more »
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Not are bananas, ate bananas
Thank you smart guy this site is fucking bullshit you are the reason I go on here just too see you prove ignorant Christians wrong
/Uses Internets for retarded propaganda.
/believes in a supernatural potato that somehow gives a shit about us.
Oh the irony.
Hats of to you all if this is trolling. If not…ouch.
Im already thinking of children when i masturbate? Thats what gets me off
I just raped the shit out if myself, litterally. And GOD DAMN did it feel good! I just spread my seed all over the place!
I guess you’ll have no problem “litterally” spreading your defective seed in Hades for all eternity. You sicken us all.
I’d lIke to spread my seed all over your face.
Burn!!!!!
Oh believe me im already thinking about children when i masturbate.
I sincerely hope this is a troll site or the little faith I had left in humanity will be gone. If this happens to be a real site A: your site sucks furry monkey balls and B: Get a life you religious nuts, stop thinking about kids playing with themselves, its creepy.