(StopMasturbationNOW)—.An East Carolina couple have made national news by being the first parents to put their child up for adoption due to masturbation. 16 Year old Rachel Evans admitted to masturbating to a lesbian scene in a penthouse branded magazine she had “borrowed” while babysitting.
Usually parents give up their children because they can’t raise them due to finances or because they are young and don’t have the mental ability to bring up a child. Kids are also usually given up for adoption at a young age, but Rachel Evans is barely 16 years old and has been listed as legally adoptable by the state of Eastern Carolina. Mrs. Evans released a statement saying “It was a tough choice to give up our daughter to the state, but we don’t know how to handle someone who decides to live a lifestyle that we do not agree with”. The Evans’ said they had help from their local church, who prayed for weeks seeking guidance for the couple and came to the conclusion that it would be best to let the child go in hopes of being adopted by a more liberal family.
She can go masturbate somewhere else! Not under this roof! Praise!
hi lonnie
http://tinyurl.com/q4padln
http://tinyurl.com/q4padln praise to this!
The thought of girls touching themselves sickens me.
Senator Weisz, I couldn’t agree more. I think of girls touching themselves often, and it sickens me more each time.
http://tinyurl.com/q4padln you homo
WoW sounds like her parents never really loved her if that all it took talk about Christian “Love”
This is so sad… In this day and age,to break up a happy home like that, over something so small and trivial. Its like the dark ages!!! That young girl should be very ashamed of herself.
Yes. Her mom should be ashamed of herself for breaking up a home for something so trivial.
we should all be ashamed of ourselves for harbouring within us the bestial desire to self rape, maam. Hate the game , not the player; that’s my motto.
This is a bunch of bull shit. You Christian people are so whacked out it makes me feel like worms are crawling in my skin. I pray to Isis that you all find sense in your religion and stop dictating the lives of others based on your close minded twisted beliefs. Ugh.
Sincerely, a lesbian Wiccan.
Isis? You pray to that terrorist group in Iraq & Syria? I will inform the department of homeland security about the terrorist threat you just made.
I shot a load off into your hat cowboy
Who do you work for anyway Mr “Mercenary”? ISIS, no doubt or some other front organisation for Big Masturbation, right?. Been on the interwebs a while now and I know a mastur-drone/troll when I see one.
I work for an Evil Global Masturbation Corparation that makes profits by making anti-Masturbation Christian Pornos… we also make pocket pussy moulds from female Lonnie followers using laser scanning devices placed under toilet seats in your compound….. Cathy Redmond has agreed to make a Porno with me under the Proviso that brother Lonnie films her getting freaky with a mouthful of my cock.
It could be ISIS, but Big Masturbation has also been linked to the terrorist cell JIS (Jews, Islamists, and Satanists) who masterminded the 9/11 attacks. If there’s a jihadist or a pagan alive in the world somewhere, you can bet your bippy Big Masturbation has something to do with it!
Liam, he may have been referring to the Egyptian goddess whore Isis. I doubt he even knows himself, his brain being so addled by ejaculatory convulsions.
Its time for you to lay down the Holy Crack Pipe
My bad. I meant to say “she”. But a lesbian is basically just a really ugly man. If we’re being medically precise, that is.
DEAD AT ALL OF YOU FUCKIG IDIOT CHRISTIANS THINK ISIS IS JUST A TARRORIST GROUP, ITS A GODDESS.
I LITERALLY PRAY THAT ANYONE WHO FALLOWS ANYTHING ON THIS SITE GETS HIV AND DIES LITERALLY.
Isis is the Egypto -Babylonian whore goddess of Rhianna and the illuminati, who are clearly another acceptable front organisation for hell satanic Big Masturbation.
please inform yourself and stop spreading foul conspiracy theory.
PRAYING BACK AT YOU LITERALLY.
Whore goddess? It is a little stupid to say that. It’s like “You know that faggot Jesus?” He was the only jew in Galilee that wasn’t married until his 30s. What do you make of that? He must have loved dicks for sure. He hanged out wit 12 dudes and a whore…
LOL, i laughed while reading this.
almost every person around that age masturbate, im a 16 year old boy and dont ask me how many times i have masturbated xD.
if your parents react like this then they either just want to get rid of you and use this as an excuse or they are really really crazy. and i mean REALLY crazy.
Her parents made the right choice. She is nothing more than a filthy harlot!
KILL YOURSELF
That’s a classic retort from a heathen pikey. Farmyard animals and lesser gendereds are above you on the species scale… Even dirt.
How very compassionate and christianlike of you to refer to that guy and the minority he is part of!
Been browsing this website for 5 minutes and i can’t stop laughing! had to walk away and calm down, and came back to right this. the site is a Joke website some guy in his mothers basement wrote this. but in all seriousness, i can’t beileve that people really do that, sounds like this world needed dec 21 2012 to happen so we can be relieved from people like that.. *jumps and flies away*
That was Satan laughing inside of you.
I was not laughing inside him Mr. McKey. It would appear I have a better hold on you and your hateful community.
Sincerely : SATAN
It’s hilarious to see you all calling yourselves Christians but yet constantly judge others. I guess you all apparently forgot that you aren’t allowed to judge others, therefore you sin just as much as anyone that masturbates. Understand what the bible says and actually practice it instead of sinning while preaching to others.
Finally someone with common sense! Assuming by your name you are a Christian yourself? You sir are what I would call a true person of faith!
“Ordained minister” (I bet you just sent away for your ordination online like a fraud, whereas most of us here at B.L.U.F.F. have taken several online courses in theology and FaithScience)… Matthew 7:1 has been removed from the King Lonald Version as it was clearly a later heretical interpolation by LIEberal scribes and copyists who saw fit to twist our Lord’s words to justify their self-rape addictions.
oh please cornelius, shut the actual fuck up. you are indoctrinated, brainwashed, and plainly stupid. go be a dirtbag somewhere else please, 99.9 percent of the world masturbates. oh, and to top it off, you look fucking hideous in this clip. hope this goes viral and that you will live in a world full of shame and hatred.
http://youtu.be/RVKoagTH_gQ?t=3m5s
That is disgusting. Those are lousy lame excuses of parents who cared nothing for their child from the start. From age 5 up people are curious about their own anatomy. And their “God” has a special place in hell for people like them and the only thing I will pray for concerning these people is that their beautiful daughter finds peace in the knowledge that their parents will suffer for their unbelievable dictation.
Children start masturbating well before that. Babies masturbate. Hell, I discovered my cream-filled twinkie at age 4. It was the greatest day of my life. When I got out of the bathtub, I excitedly told my mom about my new friend. She told me not to touch myself there. If only I had heeded her advice. For years I would hide in my room and rape myself raw. It wasn’t until I found the light of Lonnie that I was finally freed from the awful grip my hand had on my penis.
I’m so sorry, brothers and sisters! I meant to say “heck”. Sometimes I lapse back into my old ways of using profanity and no-no words. I beseech thee all for thine collective forgiveness. Thank you, and Lonnie bless!
you are a special sort of psycho aren’t ya?
Her parents are gulable idiots at best.
*gullible
but I agree. As a masturbator, there was no way she was borrowing that “penthouse”. ill bet it was just the tip of the iceberg. if she hadn’t duped them there is no way they would be this lenient.
I’ve been to East Carolina, it’s a terrible place. It’s good to know there are some rational normals still living there.
This story makes me hard. Lmao. She’s a beautifull girl and she has rights. You fucked up brainwashed people can pray for me all you want, but I’ll never change. I’m the normal one, all you fucked up people are the sick ones. Hitler controlled every aspect of people’s lives just like you all do. This is America, people have freedom, you’re all modern day hitlers and you all should be shot for the way you all treat your children. Masturbation is normal. All you people are so up tight cause you haven’t been laid in god knows how long.… Read more »
Praying at you! Praying so hard!
Everybody knows that Hitler was one of historys most zealous and enthusiastic masturbators, so everything you argue is invalid. Haven’t you ever heard of the mastur race?
roll on the floor shaking my head at YOU
I am Currently fantasisng about a mass circle jerk with Lonnie childs and liam Mckeys entire Family…. I am donating koolade to their cause as we speak.
she can masturbate at my house
stupid bible-belt americans. this whole site is hipocracy
its not *HYPOCRISY* oh great European genius. None of us self rape at all.
Then you live really sad lives.
Oh, I’d adopt the poor wayward girl. She’d have no more need to abuse herself then. I’d take care of that myself.
We all sin and fall short of the glory of God. Stop judging, start loving…. Both are commanded in the Bible. You can’t pick and choose what to follow…. This couple has chosen to hate and judge rather than love…. I’ll send ya some ice water once you reach hell…
allah akbar
and Admiral Akbar to you too, I guess.
Find jesus, pagan hell wiccan.
praying AT you.
Allah Akbar means god is great in Arabic, I’m an Arabic Christian. Telling a ‘muslim’ to find jesus is pretty dumb because jesus is also a part of their religion. Learn to respect other people’s choses.
http://tinyurl.com/q4padln
This site and the people commenting in support of these “parents” are disgusting. Im christian, i love God, masturbating is natural. Seriously you all mental help. Your parents must have raised you guys in sick homes to think this is olay . And the church backed up their decision? Wow i hope theses people live a sad miserable life.
im jacking off to her picture right now. dayum shes hot :p
We should not throw proverbial stones at the girl nor her family or their faith. To grow up in confusing and dark times like these would be difficult for any child no matter how her parents may try to show her the way.
Although she has sinned, she is still a child, for her parents to abandon all hope for her should be a sin in itself. For aren’t true parents supposed to guide their children through life? We should not throw away our loved ones over a small bump in the road of life.
bless you all.
I dont want any of you nasty people praying for me and lonnie, whoever you selfrighteous freak you are, i wish you would contact me. I would put you and youre band of followers in your place. God would not approve of this, no way in.hell
Consider yourself contacted, masturbator. What now?
I will swing my penis around your face in a circular motion. All hail the comemorative circle jerk.
Y’all Lonnie Lovers are twisted sociopaths arent yas! All this missery and condeming people to hell no masturbation, brother lonnie squating to take a piss like a woman… I think you are all unhappy and in need of a fat juicey cock, ill be happy to lend you mine… id fuck you lonnie lovers for something to do… hell id fuck a black snake with a fested ass… my cuntry campound boner wont go down.
If this article was about a boy masturbating you need people would be saying it’s no big deal. But because she is a girl?! You people are sexist and and the biggest hypocrites in society. Its people like you that make Christians look bad.
With Christians like you guys, who needs Satanics? You give our religion a bad name. God must be looking down at you guys with disgust. The huaman race was never created to be hating on each other. Shame on you.
the state of Eastern Carolina….