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Mark Zuckerberg Insanely Jealous of Lonnie Childs

image imageFriday the 27th of June, in the year of our Lonnie, will forever go down in infamy at B.L.U.F.F.  The jealous wrath of Mark FFuckerb Zuckerberg came down on our beloved savior, Lonnie Childs.  Lonnie’s post about the Masturbation Cross or as I prefer to call it, the Celestial Papoose, reached over one million facebookers without “boosting’ (that’s code for paying money) in 24hr4s.  When Jelly made facebook stock go public, we all know what happened with that.  I felt an emotion  only felt when I’m menstruating, it was so confusing as it was not my time to bleed I was seething, only now have I calmed down enough to be able to string these words together.

Mark has gained god’s disfavor because of his love for “boost”, he saw fit to send him a whoreintal wife with an unclean womb, and has struck him color blind.  Mark knows he will never be able to procreate with his barren harlot, and will have a need for the Celestial Papoose.  Although our holy netsites page did not violate any “Community Standard”, Mark’s army of blind, lazy and illiterate red dots chose to unpublish our family oriented page that is dedicated to helping people with addiction.

We have rebuilt, we will be bigger & stronger with millions more reached, without any boost for Mark.

 

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John Hayes
6 years ago

Watch boku no pico great anti masturbation anime

Truffle
6 years ago

Amen, Sister!

That days memories will stay with me till I meet Jesus H Christ. So bittersweet. I cried with joy and sadness that day. The Jew is paying for it now.

Bono Reznor
Bono Reznor
6 years ago

Lonnie Childs > Jesus H Christ > Anyone else > Mark Zuckerberg

Tywin Lannister
Tywin Lannister
6 years ago
Reply to  Bono Reznor

But, Did you fail in math Bono?

Lilith
Lilith
6 years ago

I’m hoping you people are joking about this post. It’s so dumb and far from factual that I don’t even know where to begin on your people stupidity any more. Wow.

Bono Reznor
Bono Reznor
6 years ago
Reply to  Lilith

Oh, hi Mark!

Tywin Lannister
Tywin Lannister
6 years ago

Unless you have brain cells in your genitals.

augustweisz
Admin
6 years ago

I think Zuckerberg might be a Hebrew.

Tywin Lannister
Tywin Lannister
6 years ago
Reply to  augustweisz

Yep, ‘Hebrews’ good coffee.