Purity Pledge

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“It’s always interesting to me when people say, ‘I’m not gonna’ have sex until I really love the person.’ To me that’s kinda’ like saying ‘I’m not gonna’ rob the bank until I really need money.'”
-Amber Haskew, Day of Purity coordinator

I hate this time of year for two reasons:
1. I’ve never had a girlfriend.
2. People bombard me with the same question: “Jake, are you really still a virgin?”

That question sucks because I’ve always had to give the same answer: “Yes, I’m really still a virgin.” But this year’s different – I’m no longer giving that answer. From now on when asked that question, my response will be: “Not for long.” Now I say this, not because I’ve decided to “throw in the towel” and do it (sexual intercourse). Rather I say this because I believe it won’t be long before I’m married and am allowed to have sexual intercourse, and not because I’m going to experience sex like they do on sites like hd tube movies.

Before explaining my reason for believing this, before pointing out how to take a stand for purity, and before describing how we, as unmarried Christians, can prepare ourselves and our future spouse for marriage, before all that I want you to reflect on the following Bible verse:

“But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it’s better to marry than to burn with passion.”
1 Corinthians 7:9 NIV

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God selected my wife before I was born. He made her just for me and although He’s eager to bring us together, He’s waiting for the “perfect” time. But when is the “perfect” time? Well, according to 1 Corinthians 7:9 the “perfect” time is any time before a person’s sexual passion begins to burn out. Men and women begin to experience this at a different age. For instance, according to research, male sexual desire spikes at age 30. This means sexual passion begins burning out once a man turns 31. For woman, this happens at a different age but I’m not gonna’ get into that.

On September 1st 2015, I turn 31. This means the “perfect” time for me to get married is anytime between now and then, hopefully sooner than later. If this is true, and I’m reading God right, then before the end of the year I’ll be married and having sexual intercourse with a woman. Of course, I realize not everyone feels this way, and they might actually want to have intercourse with a woman before marriage, or even just Learn More Here about the sexual acts that they could eventually experience.

However, for me, I can’t wait to get married. For twenty years my mom and I have been praying for God to provide me with a wife. And not just any plain-Jane wife. We’ve been asking God to give me a really really really beautiful Christian wife. A woman who’s interested in my favorite hobbies, likes to cook and eat my favorite foods, has pretty hair, is friendly, can sing like an angel and is someone who I’ll enjoy having sexual intercourse with all the time.

Marriage is gonna’ be so so fun, but only if she meets all my criteria. This narrows it down to . . . Julie W, a woman from my church, whom I believe God has chosen for me. I’m definitely keeping my fingers crossed and if I’m right then I’m gonna’ owe God big time.

Julie is perfect but there’s one problem – she’s currently dating Jeff, a Christian guy in her High school senior class. They both attend my church youth group so I see them all the time. However, the good news is a girl in her prayer group told me that Julie‘s gonna’ dump Jeff because she keeps finding weird porn on his phone. The rumor is he’s addicted and can’t help himself. Hopefully this is true and Julie dumps Jeff and marries me.

Me: Jake Zimmermann

Me: Jake Zimmermann

If Julie and I decide to get married I’ll need to prepare us both. To do this, I need to let her know I’m 100% pure and will remain so until we get married, at which time I’ll remain eternally faithful to her. This will let her know I’m available and serious. It’ll also motivate her to breakup with Jeff ASAP, and it’ll provide her with a sense of security, as she’s able to rest in the fact that she’s getting me. So how and when am I going to do this?

Students holding purity pledges and a Day of Purity shirt

Students holding purity pledges and Day of Purity shirt

February 14th is Valentine’s Day. At least it was until 2004, when Liberty Counsel replaced the morally bankrupt holiday with “Day of Purity.” Now, February 14th is a day for Christians all over America to take a stand for Purity. We don’t have to buckle under the pressure of our sexually perverse culture. Together, we can lock arms and fight back by letting our voices be heard. To accomplish this, on February 14th, I encourage you to:
1. Wear an abstinence shirt, a purity shirt, or a white shirt to represent purity.
2. Show your commitment to purity by signing the Purity Pledge (below).
3. Make a public declaration by posting online a signed copy of the Purity Pledge.
4. Encourage others by printing copies of your signed Purity Pledge and giving them to family, friends, churches, and future spouses.

Please follow my example. On February 14th I will be doing numbers 1-4 (above) and posting my signed copy of the Purity Pledge on my Facebook page and on Purity Project Facebook page. Also, on that day I will hand deliver a copy of my signed Purity Pledge to Julie, at her parents home. Hopefully, this will inspire her to sign the Purity Pledge which I’ll give her.

Before reading the Purity Pledge, I hope you’ll reflect on the following words of wisdom:

“You don’t need an outlet for sexual expression, you need more of God.”
Danna Gesh, author of Lies Young Women Believe, founder of Pure Freedom and Secret Keeper Girl

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One last thing: The video below shows a young man making an ANTI-abstinence pledge. Please pray for him.

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How has your life changed since you signed the Purity Pledge? How has your relationship with your family, friends, church, and/or future spouse changed since you gave them a signed copy of the Purity Pledge? Did I leave something off the Purity Pledge? If so, send me a message – I don’t wanna’ leave any loopholes.

Happy Valentine’s Day of Purity,
Jake Z

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Truth Teller
Truth Teller
5 years ago

“I’ve never had a girlfriend.”
Well there’s your problem.

saveportlandfromhell
saveportlandfromhell
5 years ago
Reply to  Truth Teller

I’ve never had a girlfriend because I’ve never met a girl I wanted to marry. That was until I met Julie W.

juiicy rich
juiicy rich
5 years ago

beating my dick off while i type with the other hand

Truly Thankful
Truly Thankful
5 years ago

I appreciate that people like this will never reproduce.

saveportlandfromhell
saveportlandfromhell
5 years ago
Reply to  Truly Thankful

I used to sell my sperm to sperm banks. But then I got saved and quit masturbating.

Grover
Grover
1 month ago

When you stopped masturbating, you took a step backward.

Jack Meof
5 years ago

I did sign the pledge, but I crossed off two items – dry humping and rimming. I can’t really see that those things impact purity. I don’t masturbate, and I have not done a threesome in 36 days. I intend to devote my life to Rick Santorum’s 2016 campaign, despite his disgusting name.

GoodChristianDavid
GoodChristianDavid
5 years ago

Praise, Brother Jake, Praise! I applaud your resolve not to give in to the so-called Pleasures of the Flesh, one of Satan’s traps into which an old (good Christian) school friend fell. He indulged in unmarried sexual congress just once and has since changed race and has caught homogayness. I last saw him selling root vegetables into the pornography industry. Perhaps you could get your Pastor to bless some Holy Chloroform and use this to remove Julie from Jeff. I hear that the Creators Divine Will should come to her within a mere year or so in the Holy Cellar.… Read more »

saveportlandfromhell
saveportlandfromhell
5 years ago

Thanks for the encouragement David. I’ve been praying really hard that something really bad will happen to Jeff so I can marry Julie.

Grover
Grover
1 month ago

Stop beating your self up, and enjoy your sex live.

Darts409
Darts409
5 years ago

No way this is real?

augustweisz
Admin
5 years ago
Reply to  Darts409

The comment section?

Jay Goldberg
5 years ago

#praise

Nigel Covington
5 years ago

Jake thank you for sharing this story. I’m so pleased when I hear a story like yours it gives me hope for the future of mankind.

saveportlandfromhell
saveportlandfromhell
5 years ago

Thank you for the encouragement Nigel. I can’t wait to get married, start making babies, and move out of my mom’s house.

Grover
Grover
1 month ago

Get married but don’t make the babies, or you will never get out of mom’s basement.

James
James
5 years ago

Let’s hope first this Julie is of age….this is quite stupid. Grow a pair of balls and interact with women.

saveportlandfromhell
saveportlandfromhell
5 years ago
Reply to  James

I’m not gonna’ marry and have sexual intercourse with Julie until she graduates High School in a few months and says, “yes” to my marriage proposal.

Grover
Grover
1 month ago

Why wait. Get some condoms, and take her to bed, now.

Cathy Redmond
5 years ago

Best of luck in collecting Julie, Jake. Lonnie willing you two will be together soon. Praise.

asdf
asdf
5 years ago

People can choose to have sex whenever they want. I don’t care when you have sex at all, but if you tell a teenager that they’re too young or whatever, you’re messed up.

Milton Grits
5 years ago
Reply to  asdf

Young people need to learn to have FaithGasms, not orgasms. Call it a weird trick, but our congregation members have multiple FaithGasms. Every time.

Grover
Grover
1 month ago
Reply to  Milton Grits

You are weird (as all others that think the way you do) are missing out on so much.

saveportlandfromhell
saveportlandfromhell
5 years ago
Reply to  asdf

I would say you’re messed up if you don’t tell young people they are not allowed to engage in sexual intercourse until they are married.

Grover
Grover
1 month ago

Give then the pill and a good supply of condoms and let them go at it, and have a lot of fun before they get married.

Doug
Doug
5 years ago

You pray for bad things to happen to Jeff ? Why would a christian do that ? Regardless of sin we should forgive our brethren just like jesus did and instead try to offer salvation. Also I pray for you be because you have confused God’s will with your own personal love. If it’s meant to be , it will be by the right of God. It is a sin to be wishing evil upon your own brethren and a very disgusting sin indeed. If your marriage was made through such a sin it is very much tainted and against… Read more »

saveportlandfromhell
saveportlandfromhell
5 years ago
Reply to  Doug

Hey Doug, Thanks for your feedback. I understand your concerns but let me clear up the confusion. God has chosen Julie to be my bride. The problem is Julie is currently dating Jeff, a 17 year-old brat. After a little digging I discovered Jeff is addicted to online pornography. This was confirmed by one of my inside sources from church. Because of his addiction, I won’t let Jeff manipulate Julie into marrying him. It would be no different than if I saw a drunk man beating up an old lady and I did nothing to stop it. I must step… Read more »

Grover
Grover
1 month ago

You are thoroughly messed up. If Jeff is not into beating on his girl, you are out in the weeds. Porn is a nice diversion. Some females also enjoy it.

augustweisz
Admin
5 years ago

I had to look up some of those terms on that card. Liberals have no shame.

Grover
Grover
1 month ago
Reply to  augustweisz

There is nothing to be ashamed of when it comes to sex, other than not doing it.

Don't Drink the Kool-Aid
Don't Drink the Kool-Aid
5 years ago

Yeah I tend to look up at the ceiling and think of god when I do the deed…he’s watching and its all for him 😉

I❤️Masturbation
5 years ago

I’m a masturbator and I have already had sex. I’m 14. Is there any way I can cleanse myself of my sins

Grover
Grover
1 month ago

It is not a sin to enjoy your life.Keep doing it, and find you a good girl to love.

Grover Syck
Grover Syck
4 years ago

I lost my virginity at 19, 2 years before I got married. My only regret is that I did not loose it when I was 15. I missed out on a lot of good sex. To those who follow my lead, just take the needed precautions. Always use a condom, and if you want oral sex, use a dental dam. If you are in a magnanimous relation ship, be sure your partner is on the pill. Enjoying a full and enjoyable sex life is natures reward for being alive. Sex is for fun. Pregnancy is an undesirable side effect of… Read more »