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Australian Man Marries Hand in Secret Ceremony

Australian Man Marries Hand in Secret Ceremony

One’s own hand may, sadly to some, become known as a lonely man’s only friend, but one Australian has taken his self love to an entirely new level by marrying his cherished appendage. According to the Down Under Times, Joe Grosser wed his hand, which he named, “Honey,” under a […]

by January 20, 2016 3 comments Faces of Masturbation
Annual 4 Corners Mass-Wedding Ceremony Set for September

Annual 4 Corners Mass-Wedding Ceremony Set for September

  Have you ever dreamed of participating in a mass-wedding ceremony performed by your favorite alternative religious leader?  What about joining, in holy matrimony, with four of your same-race assigned spouses at the same time?  If so, you will be glad to know that SMN Ministries has the Annual “4-Points […]

Sign the Purity Pledge

Sign the Purity Pledge

“It’s always interesting to me when people say, ‘I’m not gonna’ have sex until I really love the person.’ To me that’s kinda’ like saying ‘I’m not gonna’ rob the bank until I really need money.’” -Amber Haskew, Day of Purity coordinator I hate this time of year for two […]

by March 4, 2015 25 comments Purity Pledge
Deaths Lead to Job Openings for Lucky Ladies at B.L.U.F.F.

Deaths Lead to Job Openings for Lucky Ladies at B.L.U.F.F.

As many of you know, we have recently lost Sister Keegan to an unfortunate accident involving a hay bailer and a feral hog. We all loved AnnMarie dearly, and her presence will be greatly missed in the daily activities on the Campound. AnnMarie was scheduled to be assigned to a […]

by January 3, 2015 2 comments B.L.U.F.F.
Dick Danus is a war hero!!!  Respect him and his new wife.

A Day of Tragedy, Remembrance and Joy

A day that was meant to be a glorious event full of love, the marriage of Myron Danus to Paula Austin, turned to tragedy today, but we at the Stop Masturbation Now compound are not people who let a death in our group stop us from helping to create new […]

by December 14, 2014 20 comments Death
You Are Cordially Invited…

You Are Cordially Invited…

You are cordially invited, that’s right, the entire Internet is invited, to celebrate the Holy Matrimony of my Brother Myron Danus to his Lonnie-approved, Same Race Assigned Spouse, Paula Austin, on Friday December 12th at 6pm. The wedding ceremony itself will be a private function for family and friends at […]

by November 22, 2014 23 comments Family Values
A Button-down Appointed Spouse…

A Button-down Appointed Spouse…

Brother Lonald explains to his followers, The need for Christianity to be at the forefront of preventing self-rape and other flesh sins is apparent. The devil seeks to destroy your soul by breaking down your human structure. Satan knows that a human being built with Jesus as the foundation is […]

by September 15, 2014 6 comments Family Values
Enforcing Martial Harmony 101 – Chapter 36 “The Wonder Plant”

Enforcing Martial Harmony 101 – Chapter 36 “The Wonder Plant”

The following story contains a powerful lesson about keeping the passion in marriage alive, as well as an insight into a woman’s soul. Back in 1996 when I first came to BLUFF and found salvation, I knew nothing of the ​love and harmony that a Same Race Spouse Assignment can […]

by June 30, 2014 4 comments Disciples
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