Morals / Science

sLIEnce Claims To Find Non-Normal Holes in Space Caused by Masturbation

SPACE- (SMNN)

Sure Black sLIEnce Man! We sure believe your lies!(sarcasm)

Sure Black sLIEnce Man! We sure believe your lies!(sarcasm)

Noted liar, Black sLIEnce Man, Neil Degrasse Tyson, and his on-again off-again homogay boyfriend Michio Kaku are claiming that Non-Normal Holes are infesting space, and are present all over the Universe. Both charlatans claim that these Non-Normal Holes were formed, get this, BILLIONS of years ago and are integral to the function of space as we know it! As if!

Kaku, seen here demonstrating a disgusting gay-sex move.

Kaku, seen here demonstrating a disgusting gay-sex move.

 

As if the lies weren’t bad enough, sLIEnce Man Bill Nye announced from his pink bubble-bath, that noted gimp Steven Hawking also proclaimed this, right before he became paralyzed by a homosexual act during his tenure at MIT. Hawking, who discovered the Higgs-Boson Masturbation Atheist “particle”, before ironically naming it the “God” particle in deference of all that is good and Holy, claims the Non-Normal Holes were primarily formed during the “Big Bang” and may have “coalesced” into bigger holes, which he then hilariously claims reside at the core of many “galaxies”

Hawking, pictured here Devil-Boarding right before his homosexual accident left him a permanent gimp.

Hawking, pictured here Devil-Boarding right before his homosexual accident left him a permanent gimp.

Of course, this is all ridiculous, as space is very small, and only surrounds the flat disc of Earth, separating the world from Heaven through a sky of breathable air, as it has been since it was created 10,000 years ago. If said holes exist, it is only rational to suppose they are the result of masturbation rending the Universe en-twain.

0 0 vote
Article Rating
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
10 Comments
Oldest
Newest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Dr. Cornelius Felcher
6 years ago

It’s sad to see how confused people are. If only the blinders would fall off and they could heed these words!

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
5 years ago

Ok serval things: 1. Science isn’t spelled sLIEnce 2.Black holes are created when giant stars explode in supernovas and their core collapses into a gravity field so high, not even light can escape, so they appear black, and therefore black holes 3. Stephen Hawking has a disease that renders him like he is, not a disability 4. Kaku is doing a Spock sign from Star Trek 5. Neil Tyson isn’t gay, neither is Kaku 6. Black holes have been around for billions of years 7. Earth formed in a debris field around a new born Sun, 4.8 billion years ago… Read more »

GodHatesFags
4 years ago
Reply to  A Smart Guy

Absolutely disgusting that devil worshiping homos can so easily deceive the youth today. All you need is a good ol readin of the Bible and a tall glass of sweet tea and you’ll be a God feari- er loving individual of faith!

augustweisz
Admin
6 years ago

When will people realize that liberal science is only going to blow us all up?

Lonnie Childs
Admin
6 years ago

What’s with these liberal scLIEntists and their disgusting obsession with black holes?

Korean Jesus
Korean Jesus
6 years ago

You guys are beyond retarded!!!

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly
6 years ago
Reply to  Korean Jesus

At least we’re not Korean.

youpeoplearecrazy!
youpeoplearecrazy!
6 years ago
Reply to  Thomas Kelly

all of you people are crazy,racist, and completely insane if you truly believe this

Mary_Cheeks
6 years ago

Black holes are caused by MRFPs? Of course, it all makes sense now!

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
5 years ago
Reply to  Mary_Cheeks

No they’re not, when a giant star explodes in a supernova, they can form pulsars which are rapidly rotating with lots of radiation, or black holes when the core collapses and forms gravity so high, light can’t escape, so they appear black, therefore called Black Holes