Articles by: Mary_Cheeks
Sickening, isn’t it? Meet Chad Hollingsworth. Before his life reached this miserable state of outright depravity, Chad was a busy yet successful tax attorney with a beautiful same-race wife, three God-fearing Normal children, and a Golden Retriever named Barkley. Feeling a little tense while browsing online one day, Chad came […]
Today, normals of the faithful flock, I’m going to introduce you to Bryce*. At first glance, Bryce seems Normal enough: He’s a Caucasian male, early thirties, has a good job at a PR firm, follows the teachings of Christ, and always brakes for animals. Looks can be deceiving, however. […]
Hey there Normals of the faithful flock! Do you fear handshakes in public because masturbators with their spooge-covered hands are all around us? Are you tired of constantly doing moisture checks on your SRAS to make sure she’s not spelunking in her sin cave? Worried that there might be MRFPs […]
