Sickening, isn’t it? Meet Chad Hollingsworth. Before his life reached this miserable state of outright depravity, Chad was a busy yet successful tax attorney with a beautiful same-race wife, three God-fearing Normal children, and a Golden Retriever named Barkley. Feeling a little tense while browsing online one day, Chad came across a sLIEntific news report that masturbating was a great way to lower one’s blood pressure and relieve work-related stress. One bout of self rape was all it took to lead him into a downward spiral.
Now Chad goes by the moniker Tata Suckinblow, as we can (regretfully) see in the photo above. Tata spends “her” days picking up “daddies” on a North Las Vegas street corner, hoping the day’s “tricks” will earn enough ill-gotten cash to warrant an evening anal marihuana bong injection.
Masturbation: This can happen to you!
#notevenonce
Fuck hell what a big load of biggot bullshit… The fuckn stupidity is alarming…..
Chad isn’t even a Christian name. I blame the parents.
Masterbation #wheneverthefuckIwant
It’s called the Truth not sLIEnce
I once travelled through a place called, London. It was full to bursting with types like this savage. Most of them mumbled about a man called, Big Ben. I’ve never been so discustarded in my whole, entire life.
I loved London! I went there last summer and it was awesome. Did you see the clock tower Big Ben? It’s very famous.
Achooo!
Whew. That was an intense one!
Hey, I talked to that guy and he laughed at me for being nosegay.
//eats popcorn
“marihuana bong injection” I laughed so hard! one does not simply inject a bong
Smoke weed and Jack off nigga