Faces of Masturbation / Gateway Drug / Self-Rape Prevention

Masturbation: This can happen to you!

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Sickening, isn’t it?  Meet Chad Hollingsworth.  Before his life reached this miserable state of outright depravity, Chad was a busy yet successful tax attorney with a beautiful same-race wife, three God-fearing Normal children, and a Golden Retriever named Barkley.  Feeling a little tense while browsing online one day, Chad came across a sLIEntific news report that masturbating was a great way to lower one’s blood pressure and relieve work-related stress.  One bout of self rape was all it took to lead him into a downward spiral.

Now Chad goes by the moniker Tata Suckinblow, as we can (regretfully) see in the photo above.  Tata spends “her” days picking up “daddies” on a North Las Vegas street corner, hoping the day’s “tricks” will earn enough ill-gotten cash to warrant an evening anal marihuana bong injection.

Masturbation:  This can happen to you!

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Daniel
9 years ago

Fuck hell what a big load of biggot bullshit… The fuckn stupidity is alarming…..

augustweisz
Admin
9 years ago

Chad isn’t even a Christian name. I blame the parents.

Joseph
Joseph
9 years ago

Masterbation #wheneverthefuckIwant

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
9 years ago

It’s called the Truth not sLIEnce

Truffle
9 years ago

I once travelled through a place called, London. It was full to bursting with types like this savage. Most of them mumbled about a man called, Big Ben. I’ve never been so discustarded in my whole, entire life.

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
9 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

I loved London! I went there last summer and it was awesome. Did you see the clock tower Big Ben? It’s very famous.

sneezy
sneezy
9 years ago

Achooo!

sneezy
sneezy
9 years ago
Reply to  sneezy

Whew. That was an intense one!

Hey, I talked to that guy and he laughed at me for being nosegay.

DextarClaw9
9 years ago

//eats popcorn

Mysterious Jim
Mysterious Jim
9 years ago

“marihuana bong injection” I laughed so hard! one does not simply inject a bong

The masterbation God
7 years ago

Smoke weed and Jack off nigga