Self-Rape Prevention

5 Things to Think of to Reduce the Urge to Masturbate

(StopMasturbationNow)—A reader recently wrote in:

Lonnie, often I find myself getting visually stimulated and then get the urge to masturbate. The problem is I just cannot get the thoughts out of my head. Do you have any tips? Dr. David Ross

Dave, this is a very common issue. Mental imagery can be a dangerous web that can be hard to escape from. I find that just trying to stop thinking about things is practically impossible. What works is to replace the imagery with something more powerful. Here are five great examples of things that often work for men.

Baseball  
The American pastime, an excellent thing to think of to keep impure thoughts out of your mind.

20080811_d-0356-1-515hGeorge W Bush
43rd president, father, great leader, spiritual man, maybe all of the above?

Japanese Trucks
Just the thought of them makes me shudder in disgust. Not a pretty image but a powerful one to scare you flaccid.

The American Flag
Stars and stripes may make you weep with patriotism, but wiping those tears is the best use of Kleenex we know about.

Mexicans
Immigrants ruining our country will remind you that there are more important issues than you masturbating. Also they are gross.

Thanks for the question David. If any other of our readers have a question please write me at info@stopmasturbationnow.org or use the contact us link at the bottom.

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Fuk Yu
5 years ago

Hey, freedom of speech right? But, you’re trying to appeal to all. That’s a horrible thing to say about mexicans, even if this page is a joke. Come on, no need to get that rude. God loves all.

Saved by the truth
Saved by the truth
5 years ago
Reply to  Fuk Yu

Go pray to your devil god, commie chink.

TrueChristianBoy69
TrueChristianBoy69
5 years ago
Reply to  Fuk Yu

Spoken like a true immigrant

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
5 years ago

This page goes against your religions basic values, it’s very racist.

TrueChristianBoy69
TrueChristianBoy69
5 years ago
Reply to  A Smart Guy

sorry I dont Speak sinner

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
5 years ago

Having critical thinking skills is a sin?

Julian Taylor
5 years ago
Reply to  A Smart Guy

What would you know about value? I bet you’ve never even shopped on our Stop Masturbation Store!

Sodoma
5 years ago

I love you, Your page is so exciting.

Fuckyou
Fuckyou
5 years ago

You asshole! Mexicans are smart and human and beautiful. I hope your God forgives you for being such a racist son of a bitch ! I am a MFA and I am Mexican and smart and beautiful and BTW a very hot woman. God damn you! Ass hole!

augustweisz
Admin
5 years ago
Reply to  Fuckyou

“I am Mexican and smart and beautiful and BTW a very hot woman.” I don’t think most of those words go together.

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
5 years ago
Reply to  augustweisz

My friends wife is Mexican and has a an IQ of 160 and is VERY pretty. Now shut up and crawl back into the hole you came out of you racist fucks.

augustweisz
Admin
5 years ago
Reply to  A Smart Guy

A Mexican with an iq of 160? Laughing out loud online!

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
5 years ago
Reply to  augustweisz

What does nationality have to do with IQ anyway?

Cleyn Piercke
5 years ago
Reply to  augustweisz

No he meant her number of wetback family members.

TrueChristianBoy69
TrueChristianBoy69
5 years ago
Reply to  Fuckyou

sorry that’s just not possible only white women can be smart and beautiful it says it very plainly in the neon bible.

Julian Taylor
5 years ago
Reply to  Fuckyou

Mexicans certainly are a colourful people. It must be the beans…

Kevin Srednep
5 years ago

Haha I just masturbated to that picture up there..

sneezy
sneezy
5 years ago

AHHHHH-CHOOOOO! Oh, that was good.

PLEASE READ THIS LONNIE!
PLEASE READ THIS LONNIE!
5 years ago

Hello, can someone help me? I want to join BLUFF, how do I do that. I am a dominant gendered normal with non-tribal skin color. I wish to join to get help for my recent sin of a threesome with two lesser gendered homogays.

Costas Mcneil Velez
5 years ago

I am in desperate need for help. I have tried all these methods to no avail. Not only that, but thinking of our 43rd President has had the opposite effect. Imagining him in all the glory of his verbal proficiency and eloquence, while standing on that carrier deck soon after landing aboard one of those powerful jets, wearing his flight suit with that “mission accomplished” sign behind him, has thrusted me further down into this forbidden fruit called masturbation. Someone tell me what to do, I can barely hold on anymore (actually, i am holding to myself right now… that’s… Read more »

Matt
Matt
5 years ago

I’m Mexican, looking at myself requires me to masterbate… However when I put George Bush on my projector in my masterbation chamber, I have to leave… Thank you so much.

Pilar
Pilar
5 years ago

Your comment about Mexicans ruining our country are completely stupid. And to say that we are gross. I am Mexican and I am the cleanest person ever, I have lived with so many GRINGAS and they are gross. GRINGAS are the worst, they dont clean after themselves, they can go days without taking showers, THATS FUCKING GROSS!!!!!! Mexican people we are clean, even people that have dirt floors have their dirt floors clean. I go into GRINGOS houses and they are NASTY. So get your facts straight, I guess one reason to avoid masturbation for MEN would be to look… Read more »

Pilar
Pilar
5 years ago

oh, and by the way I am a WOMAN and I am smoking hot.. Everytime I go out with my GRINGA friends, nobody likes them.. Even my GRINGA friends dont want to go out with me as I am always the one that gets the attention.. So… If you are are going to make any comments at least make smart comments and know what you are talking about.

pollut
5 years ago

Decir que soy ateo, es algo bueno, reírme con vosotros es lo mejor! muchas gracias des de españa!