Self-Rape Prevention

Karate Khrist and Kids: A New Program to Keep Your Kids Off Self-Rape

We must be ever vigilant in the war against Big Masturbation. They want to turn our children into self-rapists any chance they get. Well, now there is a program designed to strengthen their bodies, minds and souls. Karate Khrist & Kids is a Lonnie Childs approved program, which will not only help you save your children from self-rape, but help save America from the Liberals and fake Christians out there. If you have a child that you think might be raping themselves, this program is for you. Not only will they be too tired from all the karate, but their minds will be inspired by the Holy Bible, so there is 99.9% chance that their desires to self-rape will be gone. For those of you that are concerned about karate being a communist Japanese sport of Devil worshiping, have no fear. Lonnie has completely vetted this organization, and made sure that there is zero commie Jap brainwashing involved. Regular karate is a slippery Slope(no pun intended) to communism and anime pornography, but this is Holy Karate. Join now!

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Always remember to think about your kids before you masturbate. It might save their life and soul. May God and Lonnie bless most of you.

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Lonnie Childs
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Non-normals don’t stand a chance against the KKK! Join your local chapter today!

A Smart Guy
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Ok, that sounds wrong first of all, and second of all, this is fake

Ken Day
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Ken Day

None of this is fake. Lonnie has no reason to lie to you or anyone else. There is entirely zero motive for him to post anything but 100% Faith Fact here on his site.

LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
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LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP

“Dr.” Tightanus and his faith facts… So what are you people? Some kind of ultra-perverted ass-lovers with a fetish for bullshit or are you just plain stupid?

Truffle
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I am loving those KKK moves. Oh Lord, yes indeed. Praise! Looks like something I could accomplish even while wearing my BLUFF approved, loose linen white smock.

Carlos Danger
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Both my half non-normal children have been enrolled in our local chapter of the KKK. Praise!

LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
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LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP

Dude do you even English? LOL!!!!!

Eleanor Rigby
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Wow I can see that the word of Christ has given you intelligence.