Self-Rape Prevention

Karate Khrist and Kids: A New Program to Keep Your Kids Off Self-Rape

We must be ever vigilant in the war against Big Masturbation. They want to turn our children into self-rapists any chance they get. Well, now there is a program designed to strengthen their bodies, minds and souls. Karate Khrist & Kids is a Lonnie Childs approved program, which will not only help you save your children from self-rape, but help save America from the Liberals and fake Christians out there. If you have a child that you think might be raping themselves, this program is for you. Not only will they be too tired from all the karate, but their minds will be inspired by the Holy Bible, so there is 99.9% chance that their desires to self-rape will be gone. For those of you that are concerned about karate being a communist Japanese sport of Devil worshiping, have no fear. Lonnie has completely vetted this organization, and made sure that there is zero commie Jap brainwashing involved. Regular karate is a slippery Slope(no pun intended) to communism and anime pornography, but this is Holy Karate. Join now!

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAM4VSHPdZE&w=560&h=315]

Always remember to think about your kids before you masturbate. It might save their life and soul. May God and Lonnie bless most of you.

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Lonnie Childs
Admin
5 years ago

Non-normals don’t stand a chance against the KKK! Join your local chapter today!

A Smart Guy
5 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

Ok, that sounds wrong first of all, and second of all, this is fake

Ken Day
Ken Day
5 years ago
Reply to  A Smart Guy

None of this is fake. Lonnie has no reason to lie to you or anyone else. There is entirely zero motive for him to post anything but 100% Faith Fact here on his site.

LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
5 years ago
Reply to  Ken Day

“Dr.” Tightanus and his faith facts… So what are you people? Some kind of ultra-perverted ass-lovers with a fetish for bullshit or are you just plain stupid?

A Smart Guy
5 years ago
Reply to  Bruce Danus

I highly doubt you have a black belt

Ken Day
Ken Day
5 years ago
Reply to  A Smart Guy

I saw photos of Bruce’s black belt online. He could prove it too if that was even worth his precious time, sinner. Because he hasn’t linked you to the photographic proof just means he already knows it would be a waste of bandwidth.

A Smart Guy
5 years ago
Reply to  Ken Day

I won’t believe it until I see him in action, because then he could just get a pic from the Internet, or borrow one from a friend, so unless I see him do black belt style moves in person, with DNA science labatories proving its him, I’ll believe him

LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
5 years ago
Reply to  Ken Day

Give your mail-adress and i will show you my big love-stick! BTW, EVERYTHING that is on the internet is true… witch pretty much sums up your own eternal stupidity! Keep on the good work, laughin my ass of!

A Smart Guy
5 years ago
Reply to  Bruce Danus

Oh yes, also Japan isn’t communist, it has a capitalist market, and a constitutional monarchy, but seeing how you are uneducated, a constitutional monarchy is a government system that has a king, queen, or emperor in Japan’s case, but their position is for show and the real power is democratically elected body similar to the U.S. Congress or British Parliment

A Smart Guy
5 years ago
Reply to  Bruce Danus

Japan is it’s own independent country, it’s waters are polluted due to a leak in nuclear power plants from the tsunamis a couple years ago, but I think they cleaned that up, I don’t remember, I should check…

LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
5 years ago
Reply to  Bruce Danus

DING DING DING!!!! WE HAVE A WINNER! Please don´t have children, ok? But i think with this face you ain´t gonna get laid anyway….

Ken Day
Ken Day
5 years ago
Reply to  A Smart Guy

As proven on this very site, Japan has contaminated their ocean due to the vast amounts of masturbator semen that continually flows outward from their country towards America. It really doesn’t matter if they are communist or a socialist like Obama – either way they are on a selfish path of destruction that will harm people in normal places soon if they haven’t already.

LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
5 years ago
Reply to  Ken Day

Your lack of braincells is hurting me. OUCH!

LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
5 years ago
Reply to  Ken Day

Kenny Gay got stupid from fapping too much…

A Smart Guy
5 years ago
Reply to  Bruce Danus

That’s Racist

A Smart Guy
5 years ago
Reply to  Bruce Danus

Doesn’t mean you can’t be racist

LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
5 years ago
Reply to  Bruce Danus

Dude, you absolutely made my day… THIS IS AWESOME! Now i will go and get myself a BIG bowl of popcorn and enjoy the pure fucking stupidity… BETTER THAN CINEMA! LOL!

LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
5 years ago
Reply to  Bruce Danus

Lol your dick will fall off soon.

Truffle
5 years ago

I am loving those KKK moves. Oh Lord, yes indeed. Praise! Looks like something I could accomplish even while wearing my BLUFF approved, loose linen white smock.

Carlos Danger
5 years ago

Both my half non-normal children have been enrolled in our local chapter of the KKK. Praise!

LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
LanceHardwoodFAPFAPFAP
5 years ago
Reply to  Carlos Danger

Dude do you even English? LOL!!!!!

Eleanor Rigby
5 years ago

Wow I can see that the word of Christ has given you intelligence.