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The best way to keep your kid's hands busy is reading the Bible, or karate.

Karate Khrist and Kids: A New Program to Keep Your Kids Off Self-Rape

We must be ever vigilant in the war against Big Masturbation. They want to turn our children into self-rapists any chance they get. Well, now there is a program designed to strengthen their bodies, minds and souls. Karate Khrist & Kids is a Lonnie Childs approved program, which will not […]

by November 9, 2014 26 comments Self-Rape Prevention
Ebola Mutation Transmitted via Masturbation

Ebola Mutation Transmitted via Masturbation

The Foundation For a Better Tomorrow in association with B.L.U.F.F. has confirmed that a new super strain of Ebola is passed to hosts through masturbation. The virus clings to the outer skin palettes and is launched airborne at the moment of masturbatory climactic release, becoming airborne and susceptible to transmission […]

by October 12, 2014 8 comments Science
Ebola Discovered Spread Via Masturbation

Ebola Discovered Spread Via Masturbation

SIERRA LEONE – A French foreign aid worker has contracted the Ebola virus through masturbation. The World Health Organization morns the loss of a brave volunteer, Jorge Pierre-Francios, who was assisting the infected in a makeshift Ebola treatment center in Sierra Leone. Previous infections of the virus have been through […]

by August 14, 2014 6 comments World
Iggy Azalea before masturbating.  What a beautiful young White woman.

Iggy Azalea Starts Masturbating Again, Slowly Turning Black

Iggy Azalea used to be a normal skinned female from the British State of Australia who people would certainly enjoy to see on websites similar to www.twinkmovies.xxx in a sexy situation, but then she started rapping and, even worse, masturbating. Now just a few months after her first music single […]

by August 2, 2014 32 comments Celebrity
HomoGay Conversion Therapist Nikita Shalavin curing Ebola Viris Sufferers.

BREAKING NEWS: BLUFF Discovers Cure for Ebola Virus

By TheRev Leroy Jenkins SAFFORD, AZ (BLUFF Press, LLC) BLUFF Sexologist and lead HomoGay™ Conversion Therapist Nikita Shalavin has stumbled upon a cure for the Bad Ebola Zaire Virus using FiathFact™ proven methods that also cure HomoGayness™, The Bad AIDS, and Mental Retards.  Ebola virus disease (EVD) or Ebola hemorrhagic fever (EHF) is […]

by August 2, 2014 9 comments Premier
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