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Masturbators Cause Cucumber Recall in California

Masturbators Cause Cucumber Recall in California

Our friends at Fox News have reported on a “salmonella outbreak” that has caused the recall of cucumbers in California. While it is true that there has been a mass recall of the unfortunately shaped vegetable in the state, the Big Masturbation media handlers have once again covered up the […]

by September 8, 2015 4 comments Family Values
Top Five Most Masturbatory Vegetables

Top Five Most Masturbatory Vegetables

B.L.U.F.F (SMNNN) The brave and dedicated monks and faithscientists at B.L.U.F.F. Campound have been working hundreds of man-hours to classify even the most mundane objects as potential masturbation aids, which naturally, can and will cause Masturbation Bad AIDS. Here is a list of the most offensive vegetables our crack team […]

by March 23, 2015 8 comments B.L.U.F.F.
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