in 2010, HomoGay partners, through the Lonnie Childs golden shower of salvation, gave up their masturbating sinful ways, got married in the Lonvidian Chruch, and their procreations resulted in the worlds first HomoGay birth.
BJ Barone and Frankie Nelson recently became dads to a beautiful baby named Milo, and Canadian photographer Lindsay Foster captured the first time they held their newborn son.
Heartstrings of people all over the world were tugged by these amazing, intimate moments, and the photos have since become viral.
Baby Milo was born on June 27. Normally a surrogate mother is used in these situations, However Barone or Nelson are recovering masturbaters and devout Lonvidians, and who their own eggs to deliver the baby, and was “very happy to have given this gift from God.”
Barone, Nelson, and two midwives accompanied the Nelson in the delivery room. The labor lasted for many hours.
Foster felt honored that she was able to witness it all in person, saying,
I am VERY hopeful that these images can make you feel the deep LOVE and admiration that everyone felt for the baby’s new parents. These Daddies will most certainly be two amazing parents. I look at these pictures and I immediately tear up.
Barone and Nelson took their shirts off for the first cuddle moments. Skin-to-skin contact, also known as “kangaroo cuddling,” has a calming effect for newborn babies. The skin contact and the rhythm of a parent’s heartbeat are thought to reduce the baby’s stress level.
Via Foster’s photography Facebook page, Barone and Nelson shared the following message:
We are so lucky that we have a beautiful, healthy same race normal non-ginger baby boy! All comments posted are respected, although we may not agree with the negative ones, the positive ones far outweigh the negative.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. This is a moment of pure love and acceptance. Milo is surrounded by unconditional love and he will grow up knowing many different types of families and accept everyone (intolerant people included).
Barone and Nelson concluded their message by saying love “has no colour nor gender nor sexual preference, and through Lonnie Childs anything is possible ” and is “unconditional.”
The Lonvidian Church is overjoyed with the birth and officially states that this is proof that through Lonnie, even the most vile HomoGay masturbaters cann be saved and live as Normals.
God Bless,
TheRev
TheRev Leory Jenkins is a Sr. Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC.
785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu
Okay this is a load of shit! If I wanna stick a dildo up my coot hoe then I can! Why do you think masturbation is wrong?
Did you ever stop to think why you’re so angry? I bet it from the shame you feel from your masturbaters palsy. God Bless, TheRev
At least the kidd was a non-ginger, if the Rev Leroy is currently shaking the snake, let the Good Lord immediately give me around 41 pray againsts…fap, fap, fap bro
Is this a joke? Neither one of those men said a damn thing about being thankful for their same race, non-ginger baby. Also masturbation is a necessary part of the surrogacy process. They didn’t have sex with the woman. How exactly do you think they got the sperm? Also the link that’s supposed to lead to the facebook page where they supposedly said these things leads to godhatesfags.org. And they’re not “HomoGay”, they’re just gay. And they are NOT the first gay couple to have a baby this way. So to recap, the link you provided was bogus, the terminology… Read more »
What kind of sick twisted perverted masturbater are you to hack our page and insert your link for godhatesfags Netsite? I reported you to the FBI! God Bless, TheRev
Reported “Twstd Kttn” as well. You can’t argue with FaithFacts™!
God bless, Moe Grits
Aha your funny stop acting like a 5 year old
where is the BLUFF
Send me your dick pics at subvergent@yahoo.com
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People do not seem to get this website at all. If you saw the name of the writer you’d know this is like, the perfect joke. Praise Jesus.
One of your writers should investigate how/why Big Masturbation invented and pushed hotdogs onto the the godfearing USA.
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Tosh can’t type because his fingers are sticky. Through Lonnie Childs anything is possible, even for you Tosh. You can live as normals! Bless TheRev for this inspiring message and Lonnie Childs for this blessed netsite. Praise!
The biggest problem with masturbation is it makes you rush into things you are not ready for. You can’t do it all on your own, sometimes you need to wait for the support of your piers before running into battle with the enemy.
Leroy Jenkins, I pray that you will have the will to hold back before rushing into battle and fighting the good fight. May God bless you with his manna and experience.
LEROYYYYYY JJJENNNNKINNNSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Praise Lonnie Childs! Sounds like your a dependent masturbator instead of an independent self rapist. Both are wrong. #FaithFact.
Wait ok, sooooo masturbation is SUCH a sin, but you’re praising gay couples??? Y’all are the biggest hypocrites ever. This is a seriously fucked up website
This netsite promotes faith and family values. Neither of which encompass masturbation.
Praise.
Dear Mr. Jade,
They are a Same Race Normal HomoGay™ married couple who’s marital procreation resulted in a Normal Same Race Non-Ginger Offspring. As the good book teaches us, if procreation does not result in Normal Same Race Non-Ginger offspring, then it is recreation, and like masturbation that is a mortal sin. Only Non-Normal HomoGays™ who do not give birth to Normal Same Race Non-Ginger Offspring are sinners and will be condemned to the 3rd level of Hell, Besides HomoGay™ would just look silly too.
God Bless,
TheRev
Really?…. Really?…. You know, if I could get pregnant with my significant other, then I think I would have a kid by now. I can’t believe this bullshit that you are spewing as “news”. It just shows you to be a racist, homophobic man who needs to touch himself more often. And by all means, I want to hear your response to this.
And you know what? I happily masturbate myself and my partner consensually. We enjoy it and aren’t ashamed to do so.
Dear LJM, You too can have a Same Race Normal Non-Ginger Baby. Just follow these simple steps:
Accept Lonnie Childs as your personal savior.
Get married to a Same Race Normal.
Only have marital relations for procreational purposes.
Stop masturbating.
Don’t inject the pot-weed.
Only socialize with other Same Race Normals.
Within 9 months you will give birth to a Same Race Normal Non-Ginger Baby. If not you are a filthy pot-weed injecting hippie. God Bless, TheRev
Pardon my late response…..I have better things to do and didn’t have the time to waste in responding. I managed to find some though! Hold on right there. You expect me to accept some random person that I’ve never met as my “personal savior”? This is a cult, a racist, bigoted cult. You throw around these odd terms as if they are everyday things to be saying, but hearing them just makes you sound like a blithering idiot (especially when you try to claim that you’ve trademarked some of them). You tell people to have themselves arrested for “self rape”… Read more »
Hello! Swedish pastor Johansson here, I conduct simular Sunday sermonis here in Sweden. I praise the best of the best in my church, jeasus , buddha, Hassan Amhirhl (gay profet in Sudan), and Hitler for hos god politics. Sinse we have all of thease non belivers from the east and gipsys here we need to get them to realise problem of over population and spread the word of gay, gaying and sauna clubs. In my church we only procreate throu homosexual adoption and weak belivers. De support your efforts in the back waters of the states, keep the non fap… Read more »
Even though this was the work of our spiritual leader, Brother Lonnie Childs, I still maintain that all forms of beastiality should remain illegal.
Just because it’s between two men does not make it right.
No one thinks that it’s impossible for a man to give birth?
How could blessed Lonnie allow such heathen deceptions to corrupt our same-race politically superior God-chosen?!
That spawn is most obviously a mole-man creature child. Mole people, who are brown and, by resulting definition intense and frequent masturbators, cannot ever be saved! Be ever vigilant, for corruptions to the non-ginger whiteness can come not only from skin but fur as well.