The newest four color flyer will appear in B.L.U.F.F. approved publications and be given to the masses during a SMN Ministry near you.
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Stop Masturbation Now to Save Your Soul
Author: Cassidy Pen
Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen, a retired US Marine, Actor, and Security Head-Receiver at B.L.U.F.F. Female Intake, now writes for a number of nationally respected news agencies. A winner of the prestigious Bill O'Reily "No-Spin" Award, Cassidy also runs a daytime street ministry to save souls from the sin of self rape. An avid hunter and manufacturer of distilled spirits, Cassidy would probably be found deep in the woods during his free time.
Such a lucky lesser-gendered. The Brothers of BLUFF are the finest men folk on this glorious flat Earth.
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I masturbated to this article a few times.
Enjoy life as a prostitute.
I would 😀
I hope people don’t buy this crap I’m going to masturbate a few times to make up for the people that aren’t
yo tambien y mucho mas, de hecho me masturbare en este momento, tengo una mejor idea, voy a usar esta pagina para masturbarme todos los dias……
Lies and bullshit. So glad I don’t live in america
You have a deep sickness.
Such an inspiring article.