Today marks the 2014th birthday of America, God’s favorite country. Praise! We here at STOP Masturbation NOW live the moral, masturbation free lives that the Founding Fathers intended! Creating a sovereign nation free from the […]
“Masturbation slowly eliminates the person’s own boundaries and constraints. Most healthy people want to masturbate and also have sex, but don’t/cannot. By indulging in masturbation, you are conditioning the body to always get what it […]
Have you ever been afflicted by an Inappropriate Office Boner (I.O.B.) at work? It’s an embarrassing condition that can be caused by one of the following three things: too-tight slacks, the tawdry new intern and […]
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