Is Menstruation a Sin?

Letters From our Readers to TheRev

The B.L.U.F.F FaithFactFul 1 Million Normal March on Topeka 2011

Dear TheRev Leroy Jenkins,  I learned long ago in my formative years while matriculating at St. Pia Zadora Catholic Prep School that every sperm is sacred, thus masturbation is a mortal sin. However, it begs the question; Is menstruation also a sin since the ovum is wasted?  Sincerely,    Arthur Leon Vitasek

By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins

Dear Art, For some reason your name rings a bell, where you ever a Scout Master in Arizona? Anyhow, according to the King Lonald Version Holy Bible, yes menstruation is a sin, in fact it is not only a really bad sin, it is the original sin that is the curse on the lesser sex. Chiquita 13:7-10 “Eve defiled the Garden of Eden, she defiled it by ways ways, her deeds, and her masturbations. Her ways before me were like the uncleanness of a woman in her menstrual impurity.”

God Bless,

TheRev Leroy Jenkins

TheRev Leory Jenkins is a Sr, Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC.

785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu

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TheRev Leroy Jenkins was born the oldest of 13 children in a small farm town of Sweet Apple, Oh. While on the farm he learned to fear god, a woman’s place is in the kitchen, a mans place is to be the head of the household, and masturbation is a sin. At 18 TheRev left his small town and moved to Seattle to attend college, while there he was tempted by some filthy pot-weed injecting hippies to try masturbations, this led to a downward spiral of ellis dee bong hits, pot weed injections, listening to Milli Vanilli, and holding a sign saying “Will self rape for McNuggets.” He was at his lowest point in his life when he was saved by Lonnie Childs of the Stop Masturbation Now church, Lonnie took him in, bathed him in his Holy Golden Shower of Truth, and educated him in FaithFacts™ and Brother Lonnie’s University of FaithFacts™ in Stafford, AZ. TheRev was an avid student and earned his PHD of FaithFacts™ from B.L.U.FF and was sent out on a Mission to spread Lonnie’s word to heathen Amish-Mexicans in rural Ohio. TheRev now resides in Ohio and runs the Ohio B.L.U.FF campus in Homersville, Oh with his 5 Same Race Assigned Spouses and his 23 Normal children. Brother Leroy is Senior Staff writer for B.L.U.FF Press LLC. In 2011 TheRev was awarded The Pulitzer Prize and Edward G. Murrow Award for his in depth expose’ on the Myth of the Female Orgasm.

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55 Comments on Is Menstruation a Sin?

  1. Using a tampon is definitely masturbation. Women should use pads and turn to her father for guidance on such things.

    • No it’s not tampons were first made to help the blood stay in the body of soldiers being shot. Please don’t start saying your opinion trying to say its fact. Because at my age I’m smarter than you.

    • This is ridiculous…….a woman can’t help if she can’t get pregnant. This just seems like a self righteous bigot ranting to me……and are we talking about masturbation or menstruating, because the verses that were used didn’t address menstruating as sin. Btw, that Bible is incorrect. Instead of translating and translated Bible, just get the original translated version…..KJV.

    • Perhaps this intelligence you have gained from your age will one day allow you to know the difference between “it’s” and “its.”

          • Do you know what rape is? It’s when you are forced to have intercourse against your will, masturbation is not intercourse, you are not being forced to do it, it is not against your will. The bible never mentions anything about masturbation. Your opinions are completely retarded, on top of that religion is BS.

  2. Science answer (aka real answer): mestruation is the cleaning of the vagina tubes and ovaries. It keeps it good to as a girl is on here period.
    With sperm and eggs they decay the same as human skin cells.

  3. Is this site a joke? It has go to be.. Any how, it is the funniest site i have ever bumped in to.. Good job people, keep writing those weird jokes, it is really funny and i am going to start reading this everyday!

    • Sadly, I don’t think it’s a joke 🙁 I found one article by this antisemite (the one with the bonnet picture above) that made me nearly vomit: “2 More Children Contract The AIDS after Filthy Jewish Men Orally Rape Them.”.

  4. FaithFacts and the Stop Masturbation Now Ministries have once again proven what we already knew but so many have denied. The spillage of seed and eggs is a mortal sin, punishable by the flames of Hell. It doesn’t matter if that spillage happens in a Kompex or on the floor of an adult bookstore booth, the result is you will be cast to the demons and sodomites. The only redemption is through salvation. Praise!

  5. I really hope this website is a joke … All you people saying menstruation is a sin you are out of your damn minds…. Wether you use a pad or a tampon YOURE STILL RELEASING EGGS you ignorant hill Billy’s. I can’t see this website being anything more than some sort of hilarious joke.

  6. This site is right !
    No more egg (ovum) should be wasted ! Neither any spermatozoid ! So every nine months every woman have to get pregnant (so it makes around 50 children if everybody starts from puberty…no waste !).
    And this should be easy with 50 millions of spermatozoids per ejaculation per man (many times a day) ! Hmm…note sure we are enough womens on earth…
    And I’m not talking about the 400 000 ovums of every girl which are not selected by her body, so much waste…

      • HAHAHAHA!!!!!! NON NORMALS BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IS IT FUCKING NORMAL TO BELIVE THAT THERE IS A FLOATING INVISIBLE MAN IN THE SKY WHO FOR SOME STUPID REASON HE CARES ABOUT YOU MASTURBATING???? DONT YOU FUCKING BIGOTED DUMBFUCKS THINK HE HAS MORE IMPORTANT STUFF GOING ON? HES FUCKING GOD WHY DOES HE CARE! I cannot find a word to describe how stupid you are. I’ll just say this, my friends sister has Down’s syndrome, she is so much fucking smarter than you are, she can see past your bullshit religion.

  7. This is ridiculous…….a woman can’t help if she can’t get pregnant. This just seems like a self righteous bigot ranting to me……and are we talking about masturbation or menstruating, because the verses that were used didn’t address menstruating as sin. Btw, that Bible is incorrect. Instead of translating and translated Bible, just get the original translated version…..KJV

  8. The huge outpouring of rage and ignorance in these comments offends me,and therefore, to a lesser extent, offends Jesus as well.

    Praying you masturbators be roasted in the fires of hell.

  9. I am a 19 year old male, and i think i bleed from my penis.
    Is it menstruation? Am i going to hell?
    I need help.

  10. This site is fucking stupid. Menstruation isn’t a sin, it’s a normal body function. Geez, masturbation isn’t even a sin ether! It’s perfectly normal and all you guys are just stupid to think otherwise. I think this site bothers me as much as the Westboro Baptist Church.

  11. Guess you have to hold it in, ladies! Screw you for being the lesser sex! Why didn’t you choose to be a man at birth??

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