Big Masturbation has reportedly invented a device the runs on self-rape.

The hussy pictured above is an agent of Big Masturbation. Her face is blacked out to protect the precious youth of B.L.U.F.F.

She was spotted just outside the main gates of B.L.U.F.F. near the moat. She is a sinner, sent to flaunt her own sexual deviance and coerce the students of B.L.U.F.F. to self gratify.

Under no circumstance should this woman be allowed on the compound campus.

If you see this woman, call B.L.U.F.F. Security immediately.

Do not feed or assist this woman with anything.

Remain indoors until the campus “ALL CLEAR” alert is heard.

About Cassidy Pen 80 Articles

Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen, a retired US Marine, Actor, and Security Head-Receiver at B.L.U.F.F. Female Intake, now writes for a number of nationally respected news agencies. A winner of the prestigious Bill O’Reily “No-Spin” Award, Cassidy also runs a daytime street ministry to save souls from the sin of self rape. An avid hunter and manufacturer of distilled spirits, Cassidy would probably be found deep in the woods during his free time.

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14 Comments on WARNING!!! ACHTUNG!!!!

  1. Hahahahhahahahahahahha oh my fucking god are you serious? Whats wrong with you America?Do yall even know that europeans call you “crazy homophobic christians”? It’s just because of people like that.People who are against masturbation don’t even exist here. Whoever wrote this article, please use your brain.

  2. Y’all are so cheap to put an ass shot on your site and then call her a hussy. hypocrites.

  3. How about stopping real rape? It actually hurts people instead of helping us like masturbation that God gave us.

  4. You guys… must be morons. I’m pretty sure this entire site is full of troll articles. The way it’s written… clearly these are actually masturbation proponents, making jest of anti-masturbationists.

  5. is she a vampire or a witch too? you know coz she doesnt have a shadow. and is going to a place called BLUFF lol.. good trolling ladies&gents 🙂

  6. Rebecca is actually more Russian then Jewish, and where is this BUFF place i need to make a visit and fuck all the women there cause i wont need to masturbate, unless its guys that cant even make a hooker blush then i will just help them to find peace by drinking my cool aid.

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