Big Masturbation has reportedly invented a device the runs on self-rape.
The hussy pictured above is an agent of Big Masturbation. Her face is blacked out to protect the precious youth of B.L.U.F.F.
She was spotted just outside the main gates of B.L.U.F.F. near the moat. She is a sinner, sent to flaunt her own sexual deviance and coerce the students of B.L.U.F.F. to self gratify.
Under no circumstance should this woman be allowed on the
If you see this woman, call B.L.U.F.F. Security immediately.
Do not feed or assist this woman with anything.
Remain indoors until the campus “ALL CLEAR” alert is heard.