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Big Masturbation has reportedly invented a device the runs on self-rape.

The hussy pictured above is an agent of Big Masturbation. Her face is blacked out to protect the precious youth of B.L.U.F.F.

She was spotted just outside the main gates of B.L.U.F.F. near the moat. She is a sinner, sent to flaunt her own sexual deviance and coerce the students of B.L.U.F.F. to self gratify.

Under no circumstance should this woman be allowed on the compound campus.

If you see this woman, call B.L.U.F.F. Security immediately.

Do not feed or assist this woman with anything.

Remain indoors until the campus “ALL CLEAR” alert is heard.

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nope
nope
7 years ago

wow. it’s actually hilarious how stupid this website is.

rebecca
rebecca
7 years ago

Hahahahhahahahahahahha oh my fucking god are you serious? Whats wrong with you America?Do yall even know that europeans call you “crazy homophobic christians”? It’s just because of people like that.People who are against masturbation don’t even exist here. Whoever wrote this article, please use your brain.

Deon Adar
7 years ago
Reply to  rebecca

Rebecca has strong Euro Masturage, obviously shim is confused by shim s sexuality and bashes The USA, shame on you Rebecca and your non normal Jewish name!

y'all should try to stop real rape
y'all should try to stop real rape
7 years ago

Y’all are so cheap to put an ass shot on your site and then call her a hussy. hypocrites.

y'all should try to stop real rape
y'all should try to stop real rape
7 years ago

How about stopping real rape? It actually hurts people instead of helping us like masturbation that God gave us.

augustweisz
Admin
7 years ago

Self rape is the most prominent form of rape.

Bitchy
Bitchy
7 years ago
Reply to  augustweisz

August, du bist total verrückt !

Dirk
7 years ago

For me it’s too late. I have to confess I am a sinner 🙁

AvidMasturbater
AvidMasturbater
7 years ago

You guys… must be morons. I’m pretty sure this entire site is full of troll articles. The way it’s written… clearly these are actually masturbation proponents, making jest of anti-masturbationists.

MishMash
MishMash
7 years ago

is she a vampire or a witch too? you know coz she doesnt have a shadow. and is going to a place called BLUFF lol.. good trolling ladies&gents 🙂

Deon Adar
7 years ago

Rebecca has strong Euro Masturage, obviously shim is confused by shim s sexuality and bashes The USA, shame on you Rebecca and your non normal Jewish name!

GOD
GOD
7 years ago

Rebecca is actually more Russian then Jewish, and where is this BUFF place i need to make a visit and fuck all the women there cause i wont need to masturbate, unless its guys that cant even make a hooker blush then i will just help them to find peace by drinking my cool aid.

Truffle
7 years ago
Reply to  GOD

It’s BLUFF, in Arizona, silly masturager.

Bitchy
Bitchy
7 years ago

Where can i buy this bicycle ?