Graphs Prove SMN Ministries Right

SAFFORD-ARIZONA, B.L.U.F.F CAMPUS. (SMNNN)

New graphs released by B.L.U.F.F and The Foundation For A Better Tomorrow, reaffirm what B.L.U.F.F. quite loudly proclaimed, they knew all along.

The most recent graph relates the increase in masturbations done in urban settings, within the United States of America, over the past five years, to such global problems as Obamacare, Juggalos and global warmings. The graph, composed of cylinders of a raspberry,  tangerine, blue and fresh-cut grass  color, clearly show an intricate relationship between the things I have mention previously in this article.

Masturbation may be the catalyst of Obama’s many failures.
Yes feel sad, you sad failure!

Naturally, some Juggalos have moaned and growled (We can only assume, their guttural noises are speech of some sort.) in protest, but were quickly placated with Ketamine darts by SMN Enforcer Officers.

This Juggalo won’t be throwing his “poo” at anyone.
SMN Enforcers are primarily saved members of the Yakuza!
Praise SMN sponsor Fuji Heavy industries!

The Reverend Leroy Jenkins had this to say on the matter. ” Well no S*** Sherlock. I swear you are wasting B.L.U.F.F.’s money.”. Rev Jenkins was then taken to Carmen Antony’s Steakhouse, and no further statements were made.

Dr Walito Espisito, renowned Mexican-normalized, rhyming named doctor of B.L.U.F.F believes these graphs to be a very important factor in giving SMN, FFTABT and BLUFF much needed credibility. ” Eh, we like graphs. E’rybody like graphs, meng. Praise” Said Dr Espisito.

“Hey, all’s well that looks good, eh?”- Dr Espisito

The graph program, aimed at making lots and lots of graphs for all kinds of things Stop Masturbation Now wishes to prove, is the most expensive graph generation operation of all time, costing a ridiculous 1.7 billion dollars a year.