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God, Lonnie, and Stop Masturbation Now; Building a Bridge For a Better Future!

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Cathy Redmond
7 years ago

Praise, Lonnie! Masturbators are a selfish lot and rarely think of how their actions affect the other animals (both domesticated and non-normal) around them.

Cassidy Pen
7 years ago

Such a heartbreaking scenario, but you won’t see PETA ever take sides against Big Masturbation.

Procrustes
7 years ago

Hi Lonny, I’ve been taught at school that the Third Reich leaders held collective masturbation AKA soggy biscuit parties. What can you tell us about that?

Truffle
7 years ago

Masturbators make me SICK!