Ask Lonnie

Do Masturbators go to Heaven?

(StopMasturbationNOW)—Dear Lonnie, I was wondering if masturbators were allowed into heaven? I’m not talking about people who have masturbated in the past but repented and are saved, I am asking about the ones who think self-rape is okay.

Thank you, Chuck Powell

 

Chuck,

Thanks for writing, no.

Lonnie

 

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r u fucking kidding me
r u fucking kidding me
9 years ago

lonnie is a retarded piece of shit homo pedophile who deserves to be shackled in his own straight jacket and be raped to death where he would then be immediatly sent to hell. ie. dont listen to him, he is a cultist not a christian. Self rape isnt real. there isnt anything wrong with masturbation. what is wrong is what you think about while doing it. for example i dont think god likes porn sites but masturbating to your wife doesnt defy any rule in the bible

augustweisz
Admin
9 years ago

Why are you so full of hate? We do not go to your church or work and post hateful and vulgar words. I am praying that you will discover the wisdom of the words of Lonnie.

Kenneth Day
9 years ago
Reply to  augustweisz

Amen, Senator Weisz. I am also praying at the commenter. Praise!

bv207830
9 years ago
Reply to  augustweisz

“Self-Rape” doesn’t make any sense. Rape means an act of unwanted sex to the victim. Masturbation is wanted by that person, so you’re all fucking idiots lmao

daz lee
daz lee
9 years ago

dear lonie i had a wet dream and awoke holding my willy …am ai damned to eternal hell ..please tell me how to stop doing this its not the first time its happened thanx daz lee

lala
lala
9 years ago

What is wrong with people these days? Seriously masterbation is a natural thing I don’t know how something so stupid gets into peoples minds. God loves all his children I don’t believe he would damn his children to hell for touching themselves. Seriously people think before you even consider something this outrageous…

Marcus
Marcus
9 years ago

You all need to be put in a psyc ward!

WHAT EVEN IS THIS WEBSITE
WHAT EVEN IS THIS WEBSITE
9 years ago

THIS IS FUCKIGN HILARIOUS

“SELF-RAPE” IM DYING HOLY SHIT

HOLY FUCK IM CRYING LAUGHING
HOLY FUCK IM CRYING LAUGHING
9 years ago

ME TOO THIS SHIT IS AMAZING LOL

suburban white mother
suburban white mother
9 years ago

i pray that these self-rapists see the light beyond their erections

John Brown
John Brown
9 years ago

I jerked off to the above photo of the girl on the bra and pantiiiiiiiies , sorry my I key was sticky

Steve
Steve
9 years ago

Is it not stated that all you need in order to enter heaven is the acception of Christ into your heart as savior? Knowing what you’ve done wrong and cleansing you of your sin For knowing that he died for you? Please people listening to this man, cut it out and read for yourself the good word. Advance yourself and maybe those aroud you. God bless

Steve
Steve
9 years ago

No hate here. Just that you should be discovering and deciphering things for yourself. Not through someone else.

Fuck You
Fuck You
9 years ago

This website is disgusting. You Jesus freaks will the first to enter through the gates of hell. There is an entire fucking universe of billions and billions of galaxies and in each Galaxy there are millions of solor systems.. If you seriously believe God is concerned with us on earth masturbating then you are fucking loony. It makes me sick to think you kind of people actually exist.

Hail Satan Smoke Meth
Hail Satan Smoke Meth
9 years ago

I don’t really see any difference between people like Lonnie and Islamic Extremists. (Minus the fact that Islamic Extremists use violence). But still, you both have similar beliefs when it comes to homosexuals, masturbation, drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, and anything else that our society does, that you don’t partake in yourself.

augustweisz
Admin
9 years ago

Leader Lonnie believes smoking tobacco is good and encourages it. ‘You can’t masturbate while lighting a smooth Rj Reynolds brand product” he always preaches.

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
9 years ago

Every time you jerk off, I will allow you a one free pass for heaven, if you redeem 5, you get super heaven, where you get to stay with smart people. And we’ve fixed the TVs so you can watch Lonnie and his followers burn in hell!

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
9 years ago
Reply to  A Smart Guy

That’s right, I’m God

Big Bubba
Big Bubba
9 years ago

I woke up with a boner! What do I do now?

Truffle
9 years ago
Reply to  Big Bubba

Dip it in hot sauce or stick your finger in an electrical socket.

Yoga is good for you
Yoga is good for you
9 years ago

Does giving yourself a blow job count as masturbation?

Truffle
9 years ago

It makes you a filthy, incestuous pervert!

ashley
ashley
9 years ago

What kind of sick website of this? Masturbation is normal, and it isn’t self-rape either. Have you been brainwashed that much? As an atheist, I’d like to say that not everything in the bible is true, even if there is a passage about masturbation being a bad thing. After all, some person wrote the bible, not “God” himself. As the people who support anti-masturbation “pray for me” because I clearly need “help,” I’d also like to include: Satan will be getting a whole new batch of people since more than half of the world masturbate, if not, more. Looks like… Read more »

Lonnie Childs
Admin
9 years ago
Reply to  ashley

You have masturbation rage!

Imma Beatmicock
Imma Beatmicock
9 years ago

I am currently beating my penis off to this website.

jesus is a bich
jesus is a bich
9 years ago

I masturbate every day

jesus is a bich
jesus is a bich
9 years ago

my brother and i love to 69 and take it in the ass from each other and other men. i need to know if we are going to burn in hell

jesus is a bich
jesus is a bich
9 years ago

i masturbate to lonnie

Lonnie Childs
Admin
9 years ago

I pray for you.

Ker
Ker
9 years ago

Lonnie is aFREAK

FATWANG6969696
FATWANG6969696
9 years ago

LET ME BLESS WITH MY GOLDEN SHOWERS OF SEMEN PLES