Celebrity bounty hunter Duane “Dog” Chapman issued a threat on social networking that he is “coming” for known masturbators. Chapman’s first target is MMA fighter “War Machine” who recently got in an altercation with his professional masturbator ex-girlfriend and an additional unnamed individual. Chapman gave Mr. Machine time to turn himself into authorities, which Mr. Machine has allegedly ignored so Chapman took to social networking to taunt Mr. Machine.
As of press time, Chapman was allegedly standing outside of Mr. Machine’s last known residence challenging him to come outside and fight one on one. It is unknown of Mr. Machine is actually inside the residence.
War Machine. The worst kind of masturbator.
Chapman’s new calling to reign in reckless masturbators should come as no surprise. Back in 2008, Chapman’s own brother, Tim Chapman, was allegedly caught masturbating in public. Clearly, Duane Chapman has seen firsthand the destruction that masturbation can cause to an individual since it happened within his own immediate family.
I hope the dog is careful. Masturbators don’t feel pain like regular people and he could be harder to capture because if it.
I am pretty sure masturbators have feelings too?? That is sort of a generalised view. It is just like saying non masturbators don’t feel pain or Christians are called bob or something. It is good to not be narrowminded and think about things scientifically and realistically. Not your silly faith facts which science shows is wrong. Do you understand? It is completely unrealistic and also, in a world which revolves around science and is actually proven, unlike your faith facts which don’t show any evidence or proof of it existing *just like Jesus. We don’t really KNOW Jesus existed or… Read more »
You need help, lots and lots of help, you fucked up idiot!
He’s got millions to catch
Got him! Mission Accomplished!
Chapman is going after war machine because he kicked the living shit out of his ex-girlfriend and for no reason other than that, it has nothing to do with masturbation. When asked if he new the profession of war machines ex-girlfriend, adult film star christy mack, he said and I quote ” I had no clue what her profession was and it doesn’t matter, the right Christian thing to do in this situation is to find this guy and put him to justice” end quote clearly chapman could care less about masturbation being right or wrong, he’s looking passed it… Read more »
Dude that’s so awesome, the Dog is a good guy even though it is his job, but when a man beats a woman and the man gets what’s coming for him, it makes me feel good inside