Nerd fans of the beloved Spiderman movie franchise were treated to a surprise announcement at last week’s Comics-Con in San Diego. For the first time in Marvel history, the “KnobGobbler” will make a brief appearance and battle Peter Parker, better known as Spiderman.
Photo Courtesy of Marvel Studios
Marvel’s founder, Stanley Lee, said “The KnobGobbler is indeed a frightening character. Not only does he fly around chewing-off foreskins and giving people the gay, he also makes AIDS and throws it at Peter Parker.”
The KnobGobbler will be played by veteran stage and screen actor, Alan Cumming, who himself, has been struggling with The Gay for the past four years.
Actor Allan Cumming answering nerd questions
The movies also features “Electro,” played by hip-hop rap star Jamie Fox. Spiderman, Part Two is in theaters now.
This is the stuff of nightmares! It should be protested and banned, with immediate effect.
All copies of the film, the costume and the script itself should be burned.
Praise.
Poor Spidey. Self-rape semen is corrosive to spider web. Keep your self pure, Peter!
Is a KnobGobbler anything like a hobgoblin?
This is a guilty confession, but actually, I thought “Knobgobbler” was a great super-villain in the comics, one of my all time favorites! Of course when I was a child reading them by flashlight, tucked up under my quilt, I had no idea he was infected through and through with the LGBT!!!:D However in the interests of increasing equality for Normals in the Hollywood, next time out I would like Marvel and the Jews to give us a super HERO, who is NOT suffering from the gay! it may not play well in California or Paris, but couldn’t there be… Read more »
I pray nightly for the return of my favorite actors Ronald Reagan and John Wayne.
Charlton Heston was my dream Superman.
Now all I have left to hope for is Arnold…
Is this website a joke, or for real? I really can’t tell. “Not only does he fly around chewing-off foreskins and giving people the gay, he also makes AIDS and throws it at Peter Parker.” made me laugh my ass off, though, that’s for sure. I mean, I’m a Christian, but this is just ridiculous.
Masturbation has rendered you Satirically Blind. I will pray at you so you will get better.
This has to be the reason religion is ridiculed. First off, your facts about the movie are wrong. Secondly your an idiot.
You have no proof of either claim.
This whole website is bullshit
Wrong. We have FaithFacts ™ and God on our side.
No you don’t. You are a fucking idiot. These facts are COMPLETELY false.
You need to choose your words more carefully. Praying hands can stop a beating heart.
Ooooooooh im sooooooo scared
You are hardly the worst offender, but don’t press your luck.
You’re an idiot a true Christian spreads love not hatred and ignorance,just because you have a sad pitiful life doesn’t mean you have to belittle a whole society,who are you to judgeare you God?No you’re just an idiot who thinks he’s better than a whole society because you ridicule other for their lifestyles.
And by the way God is on the side of those who believe and who are accepting of others,not idiots like you who think they’re superior,even though most gays are so much more than you’ll ever be,ever heard of Elton john?Yea I’M sure you have,everyone has,when he dies he’ll be remembered, but when you’re dead you’ll be remembered as the sad old man who felt self-righteous enough to judge a society and spread hatred because you don’t understand the true meaning of God.
Aren’t all gays villains though?
I am filled with DEMONS! I need the knobgobbler to gobble all the demins out of me… via my dick.
This is the funniest shit I have ever read “not only does he fly around chewing off foreskins and giving people the gay, he also makes aids and throws it at Peter Parker”…….hahahahahahahahhahaha you crazy people made my day with that one ahahahahaha
This website saved me! ??????