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Marvel Announces First Gay Supervillain for Upcoming Spiderman Movie

 

Nerd fans of the beloved Spiderman movie franchise were treated to a surprise announcement at last week’s Comics-Con in San Diego. For the first time in Marvel history, the “KnobGobbler” will make a brief appearance and battle Peter Parker, better known as Spiderman.

Photo Courtesy of Marvel Studios

Photo Courtesy of Marvel Studios

Marvel’s founder, Stanley Lee, said “The KnobGobbler is indeed a frightening character. Not only does he fly around chewing-off foreskins and giving people the gay, he also makes AIDS and throws it at Peter Parker.”

The KnobGobbler will be played by veteran stage and screen actor, Alan Cumming, who himself, has been struggling with The Gay for the past four years.

Actor Allan Cumming answering nerd questions

Actor Allan Cumming answering nerd questions

The movies also features “Electro,” played by hip-hop rap star Jamie Fox. Spiderman, Part Two is in theaters now.

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Truffle
7 years ago

This is the stuff of nightmares! It should be protested and banned, with immediate effect.

Cathy Redmond
7 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

All copies of the film, the costume and the script itself should be burned.

Praise.

Stan Lee
Stan Lee
7 years ago

Poor Spidey. Self-rape semen is corrosive to spider web. Keep your self pure, Peter!

Jack N. Hoff
Jack N. Hoff
7 years ago

Is a KnobGobbler anything like a hobgoblin?

Dexter Battygarten iii

This is a guilty confession, but actually, I thought “Knobgobbler” was a great super-villain in the comics, one of my all time favorites! Of course when I was a child reading them by flashlight, tucked up under my quilt, I had no idea he was infected through and through with the LGBT!!!:D However in the interests of increasing equality for Normals in the Hollywood, next time out I would like Marvel and the Jews to give us a super HERO, who is NOT suffering from the gay! it may not play well in California or Paris, but couldn’t there be… Read more »

Carlos Danger
7 years ago

I pray nightly for the return of my favorite actors Ronald Reagan and John Wayne.

Dexter Battygarten iii

Charlton Heston was my dream Superman.
Now all I have left to hope for is Arnold…

Nathaniel Harper
7 years ago

Is this website a joke, or for real? I really can’t tell. “Not only does he fly around chewing-off foreskins and giving people the gay, he also makes AIDS and throws it at Peter Parker.” made me laugh my ass off, though, that’s for sure. I mean, I’m a Christian, but this is just ridiculous.

Liam McKey
7 years ago

Masturbation has rendered you Satirically Blind. I will pray at you so you will get better.

ty
ty
7 years ago

This has to be the reason religion is ridiculed. First off, your facts about the movie are wrong. Secondly your an idiot.

Liam McKey
7 years ago
Reply to  ty

You have no proof of either claim.

Riley Main
7 years ago

This whole website is bullshit

Milton Grits
7 years ago
Reply to  Riley Main

Wrong. We have FaithFacts ™ and God on our side.

Riley Main
7 years ago
Reply to  Milton Grits

No you don’t. You are a fucking idiot. These facts are COMPLETELY false.

Milton Grits
7 years ago
Reply to  Riley Main

You need to choose your words more carefully. Praying hands can stop a beating heart.

Riley Main
7 years ago
Reply to  Milton Grits

Ooooooooh im sooooooo scared

Milton Grits
7 years ago
Reply to  Riley Main

You are hardly the worst offender, but don’t press your luck.

christian munoz
christian munoz
7 years ago
Reply to  Milton Grits

You’re an idiot a true Christian spreads love not hatred and ignorance,just because you have a sad pitiful life doesn’t mean you have to belittle a whole society,who are you to judgeare you God?No you’re just an idiot who thinks he’s better than a whole society because you ridicule other for their lifestyles.

christian munoz
christian munoz
7 years ago
Reply to  Milton Grits

And by the way God is on the side of those who believe and who are accepting of others,not idiots like you who think they’re superior,even though most gays are so much more than you’ll ever be,ever heard of Elton john?Yea I’M sure you have,everyone has,when he dies he’ll be remembered, but when you’re dead you’ll be remembered as the sad old man who felt self-righteous enough to judge a society and spread hatred because you don’t understand the true meaning of God.

augustweisz
Admin
7 years ago

Aren’t all gays villains though?

Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
7 years ago

I am filled with DEMONS! I need the knobgobbler to gobble all the demins out of me… via my dick.

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7 years ago

This is the funniest shit I have ever read “not only does he fly around chewing off foreskins and giving people the gay, he also makes aids and throws it at Peter Parker”…….hahahahahahahahhahaha you crazy people made my day with that one ahahahahaha

Charlie
Charlie
5 years ago

This website saved me! ??????