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Say “NO” To Pornographics!

A recent survey shows 85 percent of rapes and molestations are reenactments of a porn video/DVD. This means every time someone downloads an internet pornographic, there is an 85 percent chance that it will eventually result in a rape or molestation of a child. 

It's not normal to give kids beer to help them "relax" - but on masturbation, it is.

It’s not normal to give kids beer to help them “relax” – but on masturbation, it is.

If you, or someone you know, is hurting children with masturbation please call (888) 276-6760 (operators are standing by).

 

This message of hope was brought to you by the Homogay Conversion Offices of Doctor Nikita Shalavin

 

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Religion is a sin
Religion is a sin
6 years ago

I hope the masturbation God isn’t watching me tonight.

Truffle
6 years ago

That’s just typical of a non-normal Mexicanese, to be raping a baby with a beer bottle. Savages!

Michael
Michael
6 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

You are a racist fuck and I hope god gives you the strength to not be the bigot, but I wouldn’t be surprised if even he/she could heal you

Lonnie Childs
Admin
6 years ago

NO!

Jake McFadden
Jake McFadden
6 years ago

I masturbate very regularly like everyday maybe twice and i havent gave any kids beer, i guess i must be the chosen one 😉

Sister Connie Ling-Huis
Sister Connie Ling-Huis
6 years ago
Reply to  Jake McFadden

Praise be to Jake McFappen! Please contact Lonnie to set up a date for you to provide the sermon at our next campound retreat and hot-dish gathering.

cooper
cooper
6 years ago

Im Masturbateing while reading this save meeeee I don’t wanna rape a baby seriously this shi is stupidity at its finest

Sister Connie Ling-Huis
Sister Connie Ling-Huis
6 years ago
Reply to  cooper

Your masturbatory lifestyle is already exhibiting itself in poor spelling. Your mind has already started its long slow decline into decrepitude. Your next step in the unholy fapist decline is to suffer an uncomfortable chafing of your thighs and loss of control in your wrists. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Fuckyou faggots
Fuckyou faggots
6 years ago

hahaha

Terry B Streeter
6 years ago

I pray Lonnie gives these heathens the strength to one day do something decent with their hands other than self rape and rage comment on this holiest of websites.

Sister Connie Ling-Huis
Sister Connie Ling-Huis
6 years ago

Mr. Streeter, your eloquence made me weep. I agree with you wholeheartedly, but until we are able to ban the sale of baby oil and Vaseline, I’m afraid we’ll be surrounded by a fapist state filled with unholy self-rapists.

faraga312
faraga312
6 years ago

that site is a big joke.There is a line between religion and insanity and you are crossing it