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SMN Exclusive Interview

Fred Rogers on his son Elliot

 

Masturbation, Apple, & Feminism drove him over the edge

By TheRev Leroy Jenkins

In an exclusive interview with SMN and BLUFF Press, LLC. The father of Elliot Rogers, Fred Rogers, shares his heartbreaking insight into what drove his son to go on a bloody rampage on the streets of  Isla Vista, CA. Friday night.

Fred Rogers fought back tears as he told of how his son Elliot was a young boy of 7 when he bought him his first Apple computer, Elliot spent hours each day on his Apple, searching for porn and before he new it, he was caught in the web of masturbation and interwebs pornographic netsites. Fred Rogers laments; “I knew I should have gotten him a Gateway PC running Windows Vista and the Bing search engine, I feel I am to blame by allowing myself to succumb to the peer pressure to get him an Apple Mac.” he goes on to say; “That lead to Elliot surfing for midget pornographic netsites to sate his masturbation addiction, at it’s worst my son was masturbating 10-27 times a day, we were at our wits end with him”

As Elliot got older Fred put his son into therapy and sheltered him from the world of liberal feminism.”I did everything  for my son, I gave him everything he ever wanted, to try and keep him safe from the feminist movement. But once he went away to College, he was too far gone for me to save him from the leftist feminist, and back to the Right” said Fred.

In college, Elliot was exposed to far left liberal feminist lies, such as “No means No” and “Equal pay for Equal work,” still a virgin and deep in a life long addiction to masturbation, Elliot quickly found that the once sacred bastion of sexual release, Sorority Row, had now become a mine field of emasculation, feminist rantings, and ellis dee bongs. The days of finding an easy fat sorority girl to get his rightful sexual release has been replaced with lesbian masturbation sessions, listening to Nickleback, tramp stamp tats, and pot weed injections. “Elliot was raised a proper red blooded white Christian American boy, he was cast into the hell of liberal rhetoric” Fred relates.

“I truly believe that had Elliot gone to a traditional college that teaches the women home economics and the men business, none of this would have happened, and my son would be here today” Fred said barely holding back his grief.

Masturbation, Apple, Feminism, and Liberal Academia want to blame the God Fearing White American male for these tragic events, yet the real victim is the Elliot’s of this world.

God Bless, TheRev Leroy Jenkins

TheRev Leroy Jenkins is a Sr. Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC.

785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu

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As the saying goes: An Apple a day keeps the devil in play!

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Praise God Almighty, who brought Mr. Rogers back from the dead to do holy battle against homogayness. Blessed is Brother Lonnie, who got the exclusive media rights.

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WHAT IN THE FUCK IS AN “ELLIS DEE BONG”, ANYWAYS ?
THIS LOOKS LIKE SOME WEIRD BULLSHIT YOU MADE UP.
AND YOU ARE ABOUT AS MUCH A “REVEREND”, AS I AM A BOWL OF SOUP.
NOW, GO BACK TO YOUR CLOSET DOOR & AUTOEROTICALLY HANG YOURSELF WITH WOMEN’S CLOTHING ON, BECAUSE THAT’S THE ONLY PUSSY YOU’VE EVER HAD, OR WILL EVER GET IN THIS LIFE….