Prof. Bro. Rev. Dr Thomas Kelly is the preeminent authority on most things. You should listen to him.
Hello fellow Chosen Normals, I, Professor Doctor Brother Dean Thomas Kelly, Necromancer of the twenty-fifth level, would just like to say a quick word about violating your sin-center for the foolish, evil, and disgusting purpose of sexual self-gratification:
Don’t.
Praise, and may God bless those that matter.
Powerful words, Brother.
Praise!
Your words are truly inspiring, Brother Thomas.
Oh Lord give me the Power to Wank all day Long!!! Because it is healthy and normal!!!
Ok, now im sure this site is a joke. Lol xD. You guys are hilarious
Hahahahaha this has to be fake site lol
So you’re trying to tell me that masturbation is wrong, but summoning the dead to do you bidding is okay? I really, really, really hope this site is fake, because there’s no way someone can be THIS stupid.
We would appreciate if you used a less offensive name than “sausage.” There are young children and weak-minded individuals surfing this holy page. Your disgusting name could send one of them over the masturbation edge and then we’ll have still more sin and stained sheets and underwear.
Praise on high, Professor Doctor!
Praise on weed, Professor Doctor.
Sgt Sausage, did not GOD summon his dead son JESUS to do HIS BIDDING?
Praying you read up on your Faithfacts before you spout hatred and ignorance!!!
Well since i cant masturbate i guess ill go spill my seed in the belly of a whore cause that is exceptable right. Then ill go do all the other literal things the bible and see how evil it all seems lol
I like to jerk it jerk it, I like to jerk it jerk it, I like to jerk it jerk it, I like to, JERK IT!
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Wait, I looked up your name on the Court-Wizard Registration Tome: Necromancy section and you weren’t on there. You’re an imposter! Shame on you, you liar! I’m going to report you to my advisors!
Even though I am a lesser-gendered female and, as such, matter much less than the men of our flock in the eyes of our Lord, I can’t help but feel this power in this inspirational post. Praise our holy netsite for spreading the word, and praise you, Brother Thomas!
Pfft a necromancer you are not your just a mere mortal I’ll show you true power, pick the place and see how you fail.
Of coarse no response Thomas Kelly knows he will lose to me.
This is the funniest website I have ever seen ?? but if Thomas Kelly is serious, you are the worlds biggest dickhead faggot wanker bloody idiot