Lonnie Childs

So Long Obama

You know you’re on the way out
It’s just a matter of time
You thought you’d rule the world forever
Long live Lonnie, don’t spare the loser

After all, you’re not what you thought you were at all
You’re just a non-normal fact
on nature’s hard unfeeling trail
And all those liberal dreams of old, will be stories left untold
Cut off in your prime, extinct until the end of time

Now the truth emerges, a shadow starts to fall.
Not one knows what hit them, Lonnie can see it all
Even as the end approaches, liberals are still not aware.
How can you oppose one so mighty, no you do not dare.

Long Live Leader Lonnie.

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Truffle
11 years ago

Beautiful! I shall be singing this all day everyday until a Normal, superior-race male, is back running the country.

LONG LIVE LEADER LONNIE!!!

Julian Taylor
11 years ago

A fine hymn!

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
11 years ago

You know, I liked Obama. I voted for him both times. I liked having him more than Bush. And Truffle, your comment is racist beyond racist. Next I want to see a female president.

Julian Taylor
11 years ago
Reply to  A Smart Guy

Women can’t be president, who would run the country when they are sequestered in the menstrual hut?

God
God
11 years ago
Reply to  Julian Taylor

You masturbate every night and yet still come to this website so please do stop ypur macho comments. We know you are frustrated because your amazing sex-appeal (dat mustache tho) can’t get you anywhere near a woman. So please do stop and return to your miserable poor life. Thanks and I will now return to my great life. Yeah I went to college and I do make a lot of money and i’m educated, get to travel… I will stop I dont want you to cry because it would make you look like a woman. And you would not want… Read more »

Cathy Redmond
11 years ago

For once, I agree with A Smart Guy. I think America could cleanse its palate of the horrible taste left in the mouth by 8 years of Obama. President Palin has a wonderful ring to it. Especially if she has some great old men as her advisors who are actually calling all of the shots.

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
11 years ago
Reply to  Cathy Redmond

Obama was good, Palin would be horrible. I want to see a female president that doesn’t need men to do the work, show you sexist fucks once and for all.

Julian Taylor
11 years ago
Reply to  A Smart Guy

I’m sorry to report that Thatcher has passed away, and wouldn’t be eligible regardless on account of being British. President Palin really is the only viable choice…

Milton Grits
11 years ago
Reply to  A Smart Guy

President Palin was the governator of the largest state in the U.S. and A. Alaska.

sneezy
sneezy
11 years ago

My nose doesn’t even itch. This is trash! Move on, nothing to smell here.

ILOLAtDeadDegenerates
ILOLAtDeadDegenerates
11 years ago

Good to see this incompetent third world monkey be given an exiting theme. Now the real question is whether he will finally be placed in a zoo where he belongs and can actually serve a useful function for his country, like chimping out and entertaining humans. Poo throwing is much funner than drone strikes